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  If you don't have an "electronic device" you aren't ready for service!

  by LostGeneration in

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  from the feb 2015 km, page 2:.

  have a publisher demonstrate how he.

  prepares for the ministry by reviewing the tracts,.

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  Heaven

  Kinda scary, considering that dialing 9-1-1 (particularly when one's life depends on it) requires the use of an electronic device...

  Vidiot, you are so correct. This is why he is in a nursing home now and not allowed to venture out on his own. I didn't even get him a phone in his room because he doesn't have a clue how to use it and can't get to it. Dementia has a way of creating Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses whether they like it or not.

  I suspect his status with the Borg is 'inactive' at best; I'm pretty sure he is no longer considered a Ministerial Servant.
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  Are you an "out of the closet" atheist?

  by rebel8 in

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  i'm atheist and not ashamed of it.

  however, it is so politically incorrect, especially where i live.

  i have a legitimate concern that being out of the closet too much will hurt my career or neighborly relations--i know for a fact it probably would.. i'm really cautious about who i tell.. how about you?

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  Are you an "out of the closet" atheist?

  Only if people play the religion card with me. If people don't go there, I don't either.
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  If you don't have an "electronic device" you aren't ready for service!

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the feb 2015 km, page 2:.

  have a publisher demonstrate how he.

  prepares for the ministry by reviewing the tracts,.

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  Heaven

  fastjehu 3 hits for "latest gadget"

  Thanks for those references fastjehu, and the other ones you found JW GoneBad.

  Seems the doublespeak applies to this as well then. Counsel not to get the latest gadgets, but then pressure to have them to keep up with the KM presentations and jw tv

  The browbeating continues.

  
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  If you don't have an "electronic device" you aren't ready for service!

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the feb 2015 km, page 2:.

  have a publisher demonstrate how he.

  prepares for the ministry by reviewing the tracts,.

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  Heaven

  Even if my Father's life depended on it, there is no way he'd be able to use an electronic device or go out in Field Serve-Us.
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  Praise Jibbers Crabst! (The oatmeal)

  by bohm in

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  this is too funny.

  pay attention to sign language girl, she is soo funny.

  and praise jibbers crabs!.

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  Heaven

  The Bombardier Beetle... another loving provision from Jehovah :

  

  
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  I went to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party and thoroughly enjoyed it.

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got an invite from some none j bud family members to go to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party.

  this is going to sound weird but in my 40 years of living this is the 1st birthday i've ever attended.

  i thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  Children playing makes Jehovah sad.

  No kidding... they should be out in Field Serve-Us, not kibitzing about!
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  I tried to make an elder feel guilty for shunning his 2 children.

  by Jeannette in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i ran into an elder the other day at walmart.

  he's a fairly good man and has a wife that is very sickly.

  so sickly in fact i don't know how she's holding on.

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  Heaven

  How is it so many jw are 'sickly'..? It is my observation that jw as a group are the unhealthiest people.

  zeb, when one marinates oneself in toxic ooze for years it is bound to affect your health.
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  I went to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party and thoroughly enjoyed it.

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got an invite from some none j bud family members to go to my little cousins 1 year old birthday party.

  this is going to sound weird but in my 40 years of living this is the 1st birthday i've ever attended.

  i thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  Heaven

  Glad you went and had a great time.

  Oh, and I bet no lobbing off of heads occurred either.

  I've attended a number of birthday parties in my 51 years of life and NEVER, EVER have any heads been chopped off. No deaths have occurred whatsoever.
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  Pope Francis: All dogs go to heaven

  by NewYork44M in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i always wonders, and now i know.

  thank you pope francis.. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/world/europe/dogs-in-heaven-pope-leaves-pearly-gate-open-.html?action=click&contentcollection=sunday%20book%20review&module=mostemailed&version=fullion=marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article.

  does this include the dogs that end up on the dinner table in some cultures?

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  What about horses? Inquiring minds wanna know!
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  Kentucky Withdraws $18m Tax Break for Ken Ham

  by cofty in

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  2. current

  common sense has prevailed.

  kentucky won't be helping ken ham lie to children at his new noah's ark theme park after all.. sorry i don't have time to write a summary but click here for the story....

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  Heaven

  Why is it religious nutters like Ken Ham don't take this kinda money and put it to better use like feeding the starving and healing the sick like their God told them to?