mtbatoon: I think she's a genuine Crumpet with a capital C, as in Ms. Crumpet of Surrey.
(goes without saying that she's also crumpet)
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iggy_the_fish
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Unplanned pregnancy?!
by JW83 inthis sort of follows on from another thread about having kids.. is there anyone else out there coping with raising a child from an unplanned pregnancy?
i got pregnant about 18 months after i left the borg & i sure as hell blame my lack of experience/knowledge!
it has been a pretty rough ride ...
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Meat eating preditors will eat grass like a lamb!
by jimakazi ini am always a little pi***d when i see jw illustrations showing lions and tigers in the close vacinity of samll children, lambs and other meaty treats with no safety barriers.
[why this is paradise is beyound me - these anaimals smell].. so if we assume an intelligent creator, why would he create large meat eating preditors if he really ment them to eat grass?
every thing about their make up is about specialistation, from teeth, to jaws, to how their stomachs work.
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iggy_the_fish
Maybe Jehovah will bless us with herds of tofudebeest*, which we can take a bite out of when we're feeling peckish.
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(*idea stolen from Far Side cartoon)
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Meat eating preditors will eat grass like a lamb!
by jimakazi ini am always a little pi***d when i see jw illustrations showing lions and tigers in the close vacinity of samll children, lambs and other meaty treats with no safety barriers.
[why this is paradise is beyound me - these anaimals smell].. so if we assume an intelligent creator, why would he create large meat eating preditors if he really ment them to eat grass?
every thing about their make up is about specialistation, from teeth, to jaws, to how their stomachs work.
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iggy_the_fish
Yes, as any of you owners will know already, cats are notoriously poor digesters of grass, as today's batch of green stains on my living room carpet will surely testify.
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iggy_the_fish
For the full pheasant plucking song, see http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~mentor01/song.htm, for at least one version of it anyway. It's a pheasant plucking life, to be sure
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What is the WORST item of clothing you have ever worn/bought?
by PaulJ inmine was a short-sleeved 'raver' t-shirt with a hood i wore when i was 13. it was a orange,green and yellow aztec pattern.
for a few months i thought i looked cool.
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iggy_the_fish
I recall only too well Pioneering in grey suits with pink pencil ties. Then it was red accessories - tie, belt, shoes...
Wham! go door-knocking. Cool
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OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.
by JH inok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .
if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.
7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.
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iggy_the_fish
It was a good job I did misunderstand you LT, it forced me to do some googling, and to thereby discover that my interesting fact was a load of dingo's kidneys.
I meant cast iron, not wrought iron. They gave me an A-level in chemistry you know, the fools!
If I see you waving that intellectual gun about again, I'll duck
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OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.
by JH inok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .
if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.
7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.
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iggy_the_fish
Just covering me donkey!
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OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.
by JH inok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .
if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.
7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.
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iggy_the_fish
There's a higher percentage of iron in steel than in wrought iron.
(I think, unless YOU know better)
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Give me the short JW version of: The end of the world 101
by Check_Your_Premises inso what is the jw version of the events that will take place in "the last days".
here is how i understand the jw version of things.. 1. beginning of last days.
christ returns (1874, then 1914) (we are still here right?).
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iggy_the_fish
Maybe you just have it right, no need to comment further.
Mind you, I thought 1914 was the start of the Millenium. So, how are you all enjoying your first 91 years of paradise?
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What is the WORST item of clothing you have ever worn/bought?
by PaulJ inmine was a short-sleeved 'raver' t-shirt with a hood i wore when i was 13. it was a orange,green and yellow aztec pattern.
for a few months i thought i looked cool.
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iggy_the_fish
Pink cardigan.
Worst. cardigan. ever. and a source of ENDLESS teasing from family, old chums & partner. Look, it was the 80's alright, and I wasn't brave enough to do long hair or make up.
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