Posts by amama2six

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I'm not good association......

by Switch in

i've been away from jwd for a month or so.

i've just been busy in life and am trying to rebuild, or should i say, make new friendships but it is slow-going.

missinglink and i haven't been to any meetings since april and have no plans in going back.

amama2six

Wow, how presumptive of them Akira. :( I imagine being shunned in your situation is a lot harder than if you had actually left. *Hugs*

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ARE WOMEN MORE ROMANTIC THAN MEN................AND WHY?

by Summer wine in

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friends

personally, i think they are ............and from an early age but why?

from personal experience men need to feel loved, wanted and appreciated but have a bypass from romance.

is it just my husband or do you men feel pressured to be "be romantic".

From an aliens point of view.. The giving by males of dismembered vegetable sexual organs to the female of the species indicates that "they have feelings" for them and " would like to get to know them better"

Women are WEIRD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

And I agree the most romantic thing for me would be kindness, understanding, and support. My husband holding a broom or any kind of cleaning supply is also considered extremely romantic in my book (assuming he's actually USING them to clean)...as is getting the kids off my back for awhile so I can have a break. :P :D

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Do You Feel Better Because You Post On EXJW Boards?

by minimus in

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friends

in reality, is it a good thing, in the long run?

should the purpose of a board to be to give the person needed help and then the person should just move on?.

does being on a discussion board like this mean that you aren't really getting on in your life?.

amama2six

I wish I'd found this place 12 years ago.

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What was the most laughable JW teaching??

by chuckyy in

hi all.

in your opinion, what was the silliest , most laughable watchtower teaching/doctrine, since its beginning until now???.

chukyy.

amama2six

Oh, I thought Jehovah was just going to rain the balls down on us from heaven...like Manna. :P But then I guess the popped ones would end up in a dump somewhere, unable to decompose. Well I guess Jehovah can take care of that too.

This reminds me of watching the Teletubbies with my kids. Perfect green grass...plastic-like flowers...bunnies...bouncy balls...and a bunch of weirdos running around being WAY too happy! :D

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New here, but not to being an Ex-JW...

by amama2six in

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friends

i just thought i'd briefly introduce myself.

my name is april, i am a navy wife and mother of six children, will be 30 next month, and have been disfellowshipped for almost 12 years.

i was also reproved two years prior to that.

amama2six

Your honesty is refreshing.

Well...if there's one thing the JWs taught me... :D Thanks for the welcome, OM!

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What was the most laughable JW teaching??

by chuckyy in

hi all.

in your opinion, what was the silliest , most laughable watchtower teaching/doctrine, since its beginning until now???.

chukyy.

amama2six

If anyone knows whether Jesus is supposed to speak at conventions and assemblies in the New System™, I still really wanna know.

I don't see why not. The lions and lambs should be there too...licking each other lovingly. I wonder if Jehovah will bring back the dinosaurs? They seem like they would be very lovable creatures! :D Oh wait, no, didn't he just use them to get the earth ready for us? Yeah, that's it. :rolleyes:

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Banned from my sisters wedding

by LunaFing in

i'm feeling rejected and hurt because i've just been informed that i am not invited to my little sisters wedding.

first, here's a little background story on my relationship with her: she and i are three years apart.

when we were younger we were very close (i was in the "truth" back then).

amama2six

That's why we can't go to their receptions...we'd get them all hot and bothered. hehehe (Oh, and I'd be bringing my OWN booze if it wasn't going to be served there!!!) :D

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Banned from my sisters wedding

by LunaFing in

i'm feeling rejected and hurt because i've just been informed that i am not invited to my little sisters wedding.

first, here's a little background story on my relationship with her: she and i are three years apart.

when we were younger we were very close (i was in the "truth" back then).

amama2six

Inviting me to a JW wedding reception would probably be a very bad idea. I would most likely get completely trashed and start stripping. hahaha (well maybe not the stipping part, but definitely the getting trashed) :D

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