http://www.jonesreport.com/article/05_08/01elitist_blueprint.html.
elitist blueprint for world government revealed.
new book written by insider - 6,000 globalists control the planet and plan to completely end national sovereignty, manifesto for dealing with "antiglobalist" resistors unveiled.
No Witness will buy this. The Revelation book already has all of the empires assigned, and they already had to double-up on the Anglo-American empire. No room in Revelation for another world empire. Sorry guys.
I wonder when we'll get to meet the anti-Christ?
on what basis did god so love the world?.
the world of mankind had been condemned to death by god's curse in eden!.
god viewed mankind as "dust on the scales".
Beliefs about luck abound based on personal experience with the "short term." People develop a kind of sampling sense of how often things occur based on their experiences. These beliefs are skewed by the short term. Random is random and there is no such thing per se as luck.
I can never get over people saying there's no such thing as "luck". Sure there is no such thing as "carrying the quality of having better things happen consistenly against odds" such as a supernatural power. BUT there IS such thing as "luck".
Luck is an event where something happens in excess of the governing odds. If you win at the Casino, you are correctly described as "lucky".
on what basis did god so love the world?.
the world of mankind had been condemned to death by god's curse in eden!.
god viewed mankind as "dust on the scales".
Obviously, this is preposterous nincompoopery!
Indeed
i enjoyed today's essay on the "this i believe" segment, just wanted to share it.
my wife turned me on to a local charity.
i am considering ways i can help too.
That's my kind of religious person. If you're going to be an idiot, you may as well be a useful idiot.
All sacriligious joking aside, I do really like how religion can be a forum for sharing in ways people don't otherwise get to share. Many are attracted just out of a desire to "express" that they are a good hearted person that loves. I've met a lot of highly religious people who don't believe in god any more specifically than i do.
would such a person be disfellowshipped?
Oh! are we talking about a witness in court?
Got a bad joke for you. If there's more than one JayDub in the courtroom, the clerk calls for a witness to the stand, what do they do?
she talked about armaggeddon happening in the next year(methinks).
left a book about bible questions.
I've noticed that the soonness of such predictions is used amongst the faithful and meek to illustrate who's most faithful. A good witness thinks in their lifetime for sure, a pioneer in the game for a good witness match will bet on a decade, anyone determined to be judged most holy by their peers will cut to a year or so. Its kinda like an end-of-world game of chicken. You gotta have the stones for it.
would such a person be disfellowshipped?
They don't like it, especially the witness you're tampering with.
Nonono, it goes like this:
"What does a JW call 10,000 non-believers dead in Myanmar by an act of God?"
A: "A good start."
given the chance, if we made contact with an extraterrestial life form that came to dwell among us for even a short period of time, would you preach the gospel of jesus to it with a view to possibly baptizing the "alien" into christianity?
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Nope, Jesus came here to die for us. If his species goofed it up and lost their chance at life, then let another messiah go die for them on their planet.
Spaghetti Monster Damn IT!! BAH! Tired of the hypocrisy beat me to it. I would have added a "neener neener, we have a messiah, did you guys get one yet?" .... Soo my addition will be.... umm.... Alien: "Greetings Earthling, we have come in peace" Me: "So, this is interesting, welcome to Earth, *small talk* etc". Alien: "So, uhh, you guys figured out what life is about yet?" Me: "Nope, You?" Alien: "Nope..."
*awkward silence* Me: "So ever had baby back ribs? I was thinking we could go out to Applebees, toss a few back and catch up on this "there is life out there" deal. Sound good?" Alien: "Sure, does Applebees have Grain Belt Premium on tap?" Me: If not, we'll go somewhere else.
ok, so this morning i get a call from my aunt (active jw), in a panic.
she's telling me about what happened to her this weekend.
apparently my scumbag of an uncle (non-jw, he faded) came home drunk, and pushing her around, raising cane, and apparently hit her a few times.
BLUESBREAKER- What the hell ? Your aunt shouldn't be facing a JC for any charges her a$$wipe of a husband should , for christ's sakes ! I'm with Quirky here - there is never any excuse for pounding or hitting a woman ! The husband should be sitting in a committee meeting as we speak - that's how fast they should pull his a$$ into one ! Not only that if he struck her - she would really help herself by pressing charges of assault - then they'd put him in jail where he belongs !
I dunno, pretty sure in JWland, she still owes "wifely dues" between beatings, or else when he cheats she'll be JC'd for that too. Best bet is to put out, learn some defensive boxing moves, and pray he slips up and does something divorcable. Yep, that's what a good christian would do.
