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  FlyingHighNow for 50 years(Oct 15 )

  by caliber in

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  say a big happy birthday to one of the sweetest, nicest person's on jwd !

  stand back folks there is a lot of heat around 50 candles....lol .

  caliber.

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  DoomVoyager

  Happy birthday!
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  Nov 15 WT - stumbled over a teaching? There's no where else to go!!!

  by truthseeker in

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  i just read the nov 15, wt - what a laugh.. so they admit some leave over their teachings and then they say there's no where else to go.

  what a joke - they are liars.. .

  was it a problem with a teaching?.

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  DoomVoyager

  By cutting off association with Christ and his faithful followers, they lost their spirituality and their joy.

  I particularly love this little puddle of bile. What "association with Christ" does the average Dub have, exactly? Christ is not their mediator; they don't pray to him; they don't talk about him; every week they study a book about a bunch of Old Testament prophets. Lost their spirituality? Spirituality is about asking questions, not blindly accepting answers. Lost their joy? What joy? The joy of stuffing yourself into a button up collared shirt, tie, thick wool suit, and hot, pinchy leather shoes, and waddling your sweaty ass around in 40 degree heat ringing the doorbells of empty houses to sell filthy rags for a bunch of miserable old fuckups in Crooklyn? That's the kind of joy I can do without.
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  Anyone know Hands Hubler the D.O Missionary {a.k.a The Terminator}

  by Witness 007 in

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  hands hubler was the rudest most arrogant man "jehovah" ever made.

  he was famous for kicking out sisters with crying babies during his talks.

  he went to a bible study as a sister asked him to come along, he saw the christmas decorations were up so he excused them and said they would not be coming back, "terminating" the sisters study, no discussion, no nothing.

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  DoomVoyager

  When I saw his name, I thought this was going to be another thread about pedophiles.

  I think I'm going to die in Armageddon for laughing at that.
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  Newbie that needs some advice!

  by IHaveADream in

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  i was wondering how you get to add a little picture on the left-hand side of the screen under your username?

  and, also, i can't seem to get my paragraphs to come up onscreen.

  everything just runs together.

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  DoomVoyager

  In the top left you should see a box saying "Welcome IHaveADream!"

  Beneath that, click on "Profile" and you will be able to add a picture.
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  Help! what jw event am i trying to avoid this weekend?

  by 4mylove in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  mother in law called last night.

  i could tell by the hubbies responses that she was inviting him to something that is taking place this weekend in east tx.. can anyone shed any light on what assembly, meeting, or whatever the fudge it is that i will be trying to avoid attending?

  i asked him if we were going to go visit his parents this weekend, didn't want to ask what she had asked him to attend.. i hate when she does this.

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  DoomVoyager

  Happy birthday!
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  Hi all

  by mouthy in

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  just got back from a wonderful reunion with all the exjws ...pennsylvania.

  so many there, it is really like a family love in.

  koolaid gave an excellent exposure of the wt.

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  DoomVoyager

  I know it's a way to record sound and maybe video (?) on a device smaller than a disc, but I have no idea what they look like.

  Heh, you guys are funny. They don't "look like" anything because they're just a file format. It's a way of compressing sound by removing all but the most audible sounds. Maybe you're thinking of an MP3 player, which is an actual physical device that usually looks something like an iPhone. Which basically looks like a small square with a screen on the front.

  Can't wait to get old and drive my grandkids crazy by mangling up all their language about virtual reality internet brain screen gaming neural network port newfangled thingmabobbers or whatever we have 60 years from now.
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  I ran into some other JW's Sunday and you wouldn't believe what happened...

  by Quirky1 in

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  well, a jw couple that still like to hang around even though i haven't attended a meeting since february invited the jw wifey and i to lunch.

  we decided to go to a popular restaurant in the neighboring town.

  we went right after their meeting was over.

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  DoomVoyager

  The ones we met at the restaurant do hold positions.

  Really? I heard they were only allowed missionary with the lights out.
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  Billy's Comments You Might Hear at the 10-12-08 WT Study (MAINTAIN LOYALTY)

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

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  comments you will not hear at the 10-12-08 wt study - august 15, 2008, pages 7-11 (maintain loyalty).

  review comments will be in red.

  wt material from today's wt will be in black.

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  DoomVoyager

  And my personal smirk was reserved for the WT writer who made that point that the deceitful old prophet was from Bethel.

  LMAO!

  Billy, maybe this one hit a nerve with you but you really have to take a look at next weeks. There's a certain group of paragraphs in there which contain such a bold two-faced double timing hypocritical lie that when I first read it, I actually ate my Billy-approved tin foil hat. It left a better taste in my mouth than the study article did. I'll let you find the statement in question for yourself. Happy hunting!

  Lately they've really been churning out the crap. Ever since the Generation change it seems the articles have been getting progressively less Biblical and more "we're the org, you do what we say and never mind about what that rotten old Bible says."
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  Was It Designed? ("Awake!" article parody)

  by inkling in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i'm thinking of doing a series.... .

  more on this intelligently designed rapist here: ------.

  [inkling].

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  DoomVoyager

  Hahahahah.
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  An anology to explain witness thinking.

  by JeffT in

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  think of a computer, the hardware is fine, but somebody changed all of the programming so that 2+2=5.

  you go into your spreadsheet and everything looks odd.

  you check it using the calculator function and get the same answers.

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  DoomVoyager

  Being an ex-JW is like running Linux. You have access to all the source code and can change whatever you please, believe anything you like. Even though there are already 300+ beliefs (distributions) already, you can always start another one just to support that little thing you disagree with in all the others, even though you may abandon that belief 6 months later. You can form small online communities and have pointless religious disagreements with other communities just because you feel like it. You can even disagree with God (Linus Torvalds) and he wont strike you down dead. The downside of running Linux will be that you will be shunned by all your former friends (Windows programs) and you will have to say goodbye to them. Even though you will be able to find replacements (open source software) for most of them you will still occasionally miss the best friends you once had.

  LOL