RisingEagle
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Need a cleaner environment friendly car in Texas?
by RisingEagle inhttp://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5040779.html.
from the article it says that in order to get some of the heavier polluting cars off the roads in certain texas counties the state will be offering $3k-$3500 vouchers to retire your pre-1996 vehicle.
the vouchers are only good for newer cars that cost less than $25k and your income must be under $61k.
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I thought I spoke English, translation help from the UK would be nice
by RisingEagle in"fans pelt telly perv at footie".
i was reading the sun (for the articles, of course) when i ran across that headline.
i understand the part about the soccer game, but that's about it.
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A jw/Bridezilla
by RisingEagle ini have an extremely active jw relative that manages to 'break' her computer at least twice a week and asks me to fix whatever problem she has caused.
it's so bad sometimes that i would not be suprised to go to her home and find whiteout on the monitor screen.
so today i am undoing a simple problem with her e-mail when i see, "xx and yy's wedding pics".
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Good news Secret Santa my present won't cost you $78,100
by RisingEagle inonce again this year they have added up all the presents mentioned in the 12 days of christmas and it's a whopping $78,100.
now i know why all those lords are leaping!.
http://money.cnn.com/2007/11/26/news/funny/bc.apfn.twelvedays.cost2.ap/index.htm?postversion=2007112604.
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I'd like to know if this is the right forum for us, any thoughts, continue?
by RisingEagle infriday 3:30 p.m. i open the door to the kindergarten and the south oklahoma wind blows white pieces of paper attached by tape to each of the lockers at my daughter's school.
as i walk through the hallway to her classroom she just happens to walk out at the same time on her way to the water fountain.
she smiled her normal greeting and runs to me,then sees her locker with this new piece of something on it and ran over to it.
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Halloween Joke
by RisingEagle inan extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.. .
upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another false alarm and stayed put.
he suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.. .
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Confessions of a hungry insomniac
by RisingEagle ini started thinking about this earlier this evening while reading the 'what's for dinner' thread.
then around midnight i posted on the 'did we land on the moon' thread about a 24 hour restaurant and it hit me: i'm hungry.. i'm a late night eater.
i rarely go to bed before 2 or 3 most nights and then it's up at 6 and out the door to start the new day.
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I was late to the joke thread yesterday...
by RisingEagle intyrone started an outstanding thread yesterday, but i was late (again).
here are some submissions for 1/2 credit.
two blondes living in oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'which do you think is farther away ... florida or the moon?
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Get to know your inner Grinch
by RisingEagle inan answer to the 'elf yourself' thread (thanks for that by the way, although i make an ugly elf).
find your grinch name:.
http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/grinchname/grinchname.php?.