Most of our functions weren't that bad. We always had fun and usually ended up drunk! (even the elders in that group, good example, eh?)
The worst would be when I went to a childhood friend's wedding. He married a girl that lived about 1 1/2hr from where we grew up. People in that area are just different (to say the least). The wedding was okay, just very simple and he had most of the elders in his hall be his groomsmen (which was weird, cause he was early 20's and they were all in their 50's)and then the reception....I was praying for someone to shoot me! Boring as hell. They only had one table, that's right one table set up for the bride and groom only. Chairs set around for everyone else. The only thing they served was punch, bowls of peanuts, and bowls of those little colored dinner mints!! The cake was just a simple sheet cake. No music, no booze, just very dry. Everyone was basically sitting and staring at each other. Stayed for about 45 minutes (just out of kindness for him) and made up an excuse I had to leave to go pick up my baby son from the sitter. I was so embarrased for him!
Babygirl....