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Posts by DJK
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52Ongoing 'Don't shun me' campaign.
by AK - Jeff inas many of you know by now - i do not tolerate 'shunners'.
i have done no evil, killed no one, never raped or pillaged any witnesses.
i do not tolerate small-minded witnesses who called me 'brother' for most of 40 years, now acting as if i am no better than sh*t on the bottom of their shoes.
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JW selling Brooklyn Heights property
by Gayle inhttp://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/882.
selling old standish hotel,,i can't seem to cut & paste,,maybe someone else can do it to this forum.
thank you..
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Poll: Are You For Protests & Marches Against The Witnesses?
by minimus indo you support such marches around kingdom halls?
would you personally hold a sign up to protest the watchtower society??
do you believe this is ultimately effective to get jehovah's witnesses out of the organization??
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DJK
No, it would do little.
Bumper stickers would last longer and reach more people, and you don't need a permit.
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Parrot with no legs
by DJK ina guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little.
the guy says aloud; "i wonder.
" the parrot says, "i was born this way.. i'm a defective parrot.".
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DJK
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "I wonder
what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You
can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't
you!?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."
"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants
me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just
make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the
parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy
comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions
him over with one wing.
"I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your
wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in
a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."
"WHAT???" the guy asks. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and
began petting her all over" reported the parrot.
"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"
"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick
her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."
"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Dammed if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch" -
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cards for fullofdoubtnow
by purplesofa inanyone that wants to send a card to linda and trev (fullofdoubtnow and dedpoet).
please pm me and i will give you an address here in us.
then crazyblondeb and i will send them all over to uk together.. here is the thread i am referring to:.
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DJK
Wishing you all good things
the world has to offer
Hoping that the love
you share today
and the kind of blessings
being sent your way
follow you throughout
your years together
to ease the struggles
and deepen the joys
of a lifetime
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...The Length of your Shaft...
by OUTLAW in..for all of you who logged onto my thread for all the wrong reasons ..good for you!!..lol!
!.....the "bristle" dart board is considered the best dart board.others are made of compressed paper or composition.the earliest dart boards were made of elm.....in very poor villages that had no wood.they would lay the village idiot over an empty beer barrel and use his bum for a dart board.as long as his beer glass was full he didn`t mind..theres an advantage to using a village idiot`s bum as a dart board.you always know when you got a bulls-eye!the village idiot would get a very suprised look on his face,raise his shot glass and shout"whu-hoo!
"..anyone who got a bulls-eye had to buy the village idiot a shot of whiskey..it was only fair..lol!
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DJK
If you lengthen the shaft, the dart may land tail heavy. Practice with different lengths and if you consider a new, heavier dart, the store may allow you to test darts. If not get a feel for a better dart by trying other people's darts before you buy a new set.
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...The Length of your Shaft...
by OUTLAW in..for all of you who logged onto my thread for all the wrong reasons ..good for you!!..lol!
!.....the "bristle" dart board is considered the best dart board.others are made of compressed paper or composition.the earliest dart boards were made of elm.....in very poor villages that had no wood.they would lay the village idiot over an empty beer barrel and use his bum for a dart board.as long as his beer glass was full he didn`t mind..theres an advantage to using a village idiot`s bum as a dart board.you always know when you got a bulls-eye!the village idiot would get a very suprised look on his face,raise his shot glass and shout"whu-hoo!
"..anyone who got a bulls-eye had to buy the village idiot a shot of whiskey..it was only fair..lol!
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DJK
I used to shoot a 27 grain dart. I switched to a 30 grain with a hammer head and improved my shooting. Locally here in America, the pubs are going into a new type of board you shoot plastic tips at. Yuch.
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DJK
When we are touched inside by things, that make the heart move, beat harder and move up into the throat, then you know you have felt love.
Even if your eye's water or cry, it feel's too good and you never want to let it go.
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Holy Crap! 7 years!
by Jourles indamn.
7 years.
if you were to ask me back then if i thought *this* board was going to be around in 7 years, i would have guessed "no.
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DJK
Wow, 7 years. I have been here 1 month and I can't believe how much the WTBTS has changed in 33 years. I can see a bigger difference on what each individual cong teaches. The translations and practices differ greatly especially in different countries. Clearly no uniformity within it's own organization.
Looking forward to more of your post's. Congrats.
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moving away
by endlosung ini am new here so hi to all.. i was raised in the cult, i call it a cult because it fits.. i am selling my home and moving away because they keep coming to my home to try to get me to say i do not agree with the society, by doing this they will have all they need to df me.. my wife wants me to just send a letter of disassociation, i see her point but i do not want them to be able to say what they want to so bad, [we had a bad person in our midst and we took action to get rid of him].
i would rather be left in good standing and keep the thorn in their side.. my wife and my self have not gone to meetings for 10 years now.
both our families are witnesses,and they do not have anything to do with us for the most part, her mother and father will talk to her if she comes around but it all has to be on their terms.
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DJK
Hello and welcome. I'll say it short and sweet, moving away is never an escape from the JWs unless you move to another planet. The meek shall inherit the earth.