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  I have a gift! What's yours?

  by Crumpet in

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  otherwise entitled: smoking - a cautionary tale.

  i have a gift, a talent for getting myself locked into or out of places.

  ever since i was small i have managed to get myself locked in most host's lavatories and unable to quite mistress the ability to unlock the door.. today i surpassed myself.

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  faundy

  Great story- I could actually picture it, especially the bribing for dirty movies...
  
  My gift is that I'm obscenely clumsy... when I recently lifted up the tower of my PC at work there was a festering puddle of coffee that had collected underneath from all the times I've knocked my cup over.
  
  One time, too, a sister found a really nice hair clip that she thought I'd like and she gave it to me at the hall, I took it off her gratefully then proceeded to open it and break it right in front of her. Oops. She shuns me now- she tells herself it's because I'm a big dyke but i think it's because she still feels like I pissed all over her generosity.
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  No plan for two years.....but oompa is taking his life back!!!

  by oompa in

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  one day at a time....and have found what may be an incredible ally in this quest.

  someone who has kicked depression and booze and has even helped sober her dad up and he is a pitiful story.....jw....multi-millionair elder/pioneer who lost it all....due to bi-polor and booze....was in prison for two years on booze crimes, but has now been sober for almost three years.....his daughter is an incredible woman massage therapist, and also teaches holistic healing.....don't know a lot about that, execept i have been helped a lot by accurpuncture and they take this holistic approach...bit btw here.....angie has helped totally awaken her dad and brother!!!!

  i am so excited to have found someone who wants to help me, thinks they can, and have sooooo much in common with and i will let you know if she can walk on water.............i am taking back my life!!!

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  faundy

  I want some of whatever Cognac is on.
  
  Oompa, as much as I hope you are turning your life around, I cannot get as excited as Cognac.
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  So how bad is the male STD test???

  by bluesbreaker59 in

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  i'm going in for a routine checkup at the behest of my partner.

  she was shocked i've never been tested, and i said well i have no symptoms, i wear condoms, and had very few partners, so i didn't think it was necessary.

  really how bad is the "q tip"???

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  faundy

  Don't they shove the cotton bud up your bum, too??
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  It's not you....it's me....so a damn good marriage is about to end...

  by oompa in

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  i just dont think i can take it anymore....my wife of 11 years is such a great gal... but we are just not connecting anymore......otwo says hang in there...as she may come around and wake up!!

  !....but the extreme differences in our lifes are starting to take a toll...and may be making me want to drink too much.....i should not need to self medicate like this!!

  !.....soooooo wish i had never woken up or could just deal with the real truth....what a rock to my world.......nothing will be the same.................................................oompa.

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  faundy

  What do you want? If nobody said anything caring you'd say we were all unfeeling bastards.
  
  We can't win.
  
  Put the bottle down.
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  It's not you....it's me....so a damn good marriage is about to end...

  by oompa in

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  i just dont think i can take it anymore....my wife of 11 years is such a great gal... but we are just not connecting anymore......otwo says hang in there...as she may come around and wake up!!

  !....but the extreme differences in our lifes are starting to take a toll...and may be making me want to drink too much.....i should not need to self medicate like this!!

  !.....soooooo wish i had never woken up or could just deal with the real truth....what a rock to my world.......nothing will be the same.................................................oompa.

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  faundy

  Sometimes admitting that you need to call it a day, though, takes more guts than sitting in an uncomfortable marriage forever.
  
  You need to sort the drinking out, though. For yourself, if it's too late for your marriage.
  
  Hope you're OK.
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  Service has gotten so lame...They didn't even ask why?

  by FreeWilly in

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  so the dubs were working my street this weekend.

  unfortunately i got home just after they visited my house.

  so i see a couple working a few houses down.

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  faundy

  We used to say "I'm a cat now- I've done Miaower"
  
  After an hour we used to get itchy feet. Then there was the "let's do return visits" so that we could sit in the car and take it in turns to get out and do a door. I loved that. I never had any RVs so whoever did took a hapless partner with them and we would sit in the car and chat.
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  Elder's Wife Apologizes In Tears for Shunning Me Yesterday

  by Seeker4 in

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  had a really interesting experience i thought some here might like to hear about.

  my jw ex-wife and i still own a house together, (she lives in it and a non-jw adult son is living there with her temporarily), not to mention the three kids and seven grandkids we share, so we interact quite a bit, e-mailing, calling or seeing each other a few times a week or so.

  i'm still doing some remodeling to our house.

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  faundy

  I think it's great she came back to talk to you, and she realised she shouldn't have ignored you in the first place. Wish I knew more people who did that- most of my old friends ignore me without ever coming back.
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  funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story

  by oompa in

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  i started to put this in the great thread here on weirdos in your hall which i have so enjoyed, but there was a bit more story to it.

  there a pitiful little hunchback young man of about 25 that was soooooo introverted it was really sad.

  so he calls my house to speak to my elder dad, and i answer the phone.....unfortunately, at 15, i sounded a lot like my dad, and as soon as i said "hello" he blurts out...."brother oompa, i just wanted you to know i have gotten rid of all my pornography, and am going to really try to work in harmony with my prayers to stop masturbating.

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  faundy

  If he's such a devout witness trying to tell everyone off what's he doing calling himself Apostate111?
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  Favorite books of all time....?

  by inkling in

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  ok, so i'm looking for a new book to start reading.... any genre, any style.. what are you favorite books of all time?.

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  faundy

  I really recommend a book called "Day of the Bees" by Thomas Sanchez. It might be hard to find but it's incredible.
  
  Other incredible reads are Howard's End, by EM Forster, or Defoe's classics like Robinson Crusoe and Moll Flanders.
  
  Or anything by Fannie Flagg. She wrote Fried Green Tomatoes. She is a brilliant author- bittersweet, funny, moving and wholly satisfying.
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  MOTAS Help!!

  by faundy in

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  i hate this game already!

  i'm stuck on level two.

  the disk is in the computer but nothing happened.

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  faundy

  Nice one. It's addictive. I made the head run around in the next level but am stuck again. I'm not good at stuff like this.