Posts by Doltologist

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Prayers, are you worthy to do them? [5/15/90 wt]

by sowhatnow in

for those who still pray, and go to the kingdom hall, when was the last article on prayer?

whats the view now?.

king solomon asked that jehovah hear only foreigners who prayed toward gods temple in jerusalem.

Doltologist

Sowhatnow:

I always wondered, what was the original purpose for man to bow and pray to invisible things.
The act of bowing one's head is subservient one. The act of praying is an acknowledgement that there is a sky wizard.
Those in control in jovie land are then able to see who can be manipulated and then, presumably, manipulate them.
Those who don't bow their heads low enough become the subject of further brainwashing by jovie landers.

The question shouldn't be: "are you worthy enough?", it should be "are you stupid enough?"

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Proof - of what?

by Doltologist in

a few weeks ago, these two jovies turned up on my doorstep.

being in a good mood that particular day, i told them that if they could prove that god existed, i'd become a jovie - and i meant every word.. they gave me two documents which they asked me read and told me that they'd be back in a week.

the first was called "was life created?

Doltologist

Telemetry11

- and your mechanism is .....?

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Intelligent design my ass

by Doltologist in

so man was made by god in his image was he?.

so the human body was intelligently designed was it?.

you are kidding me !!.

Doltologist

STA

As a race, we would be much more successful at trying to bridge the gap between creation and evolution than trying to prove/disprove either one individually.

That would be like putting lipstick on a pig. Pointless.

BTW - your English is superb so I'm guessing that you are Danish or somewhere close. Finnish perhaps?

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Everything seems to be changing... why not birthdays?

by StarTrekAngel in

if we look at all doctrines, we see an overall effort to conserve unity and control.

- assuming most birthdays, if allowed, would probably be oriented to children, then that means 40 celebrations per year.

so all in all, this give a total potential attendance to a birthday of 30 families (120 attendance / 4 family members).

Doltologist

STA

My feeling is that if the jovielanders are attempting, and succeeding, to control people's lives to this extent, then it's long past the time to tell the evil 2@s where they can stick their control shyte.

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Why would anyone want to join jovie world?

by Doltologist in

i can understand why someone who was born of jovie parents would want to leave jovie world.

i can see why someone who had joined jovie world would want to leave.

after all, why would you want to stay in such an evil institution?.

Doltologist

Tazemanian-Devil

I like the name Jovie World. Yes it's belittling. But so is the made up word "Jehovah".

My apologies, I spelt your name wrongly earlier.

It's not just the name 'jehovah' that they made up. If it was only the name, then there would be no issue. It's what came with it ...

How can Man be so stupid?

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Why would anyone want to join jovie world?

by Doltologist in

i can understand why someone who was born of jovie parents would want to leave jovie world.

i can see why someone who had joined jovie world would want to leave.

after all, why would you want to stay in such an evil institution?.

Doltologist

Cantleave

It amazes me how people are so easily offended by terms like Jovie world and religitard.

What puzzles me is that they believe in some sky wizard nonsense and disrespect Mankind and then get all uptight when people refer to them as jovies. What do they expect?

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Why would anyone want to join jovie world?

by Doltologist in

i can understand why someone who was born of jovie parents would want to leave jovie world.

i can see why someone who had joined jovie world would want to leave.

after all, why would you want to stay in such an evil institution?.

Doltologist

HM-TM

Good answer!

Good question!

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Why would anyone want to join jovie world?

by Doltologist in

i can understand why someone who was born of jovie parents would want to leave jovie world.

i can see why someone who had joined jovie world would want to leave.

after all, why would you want to stay in such an evil institution?.

Doltologist

Cantleave

It amazes me how people are so easily offended by terms like Jovie world and religitard.

Yes, particularly as they can also choose not to be offended.

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How the Watchtower organization does, in fact, claim to be an inspired prophet.

by Island Man in

draw any jw's attention to watchtower's history of false predictions and invariably, somewhere down the line of the conversation, the jw will tell you that watchtower never claimed to be an inspired prophet and therefore cannot be accused of being a false prophet.

but is it really true that watchtower has never claimed to be an inspired prophet?.

technically speaking, the answer is yes - i think (if i'm wrong i'd love to see the quote).

Doltologist

So is Watchtower a 'not-for-profit' or a 'not-for-prophet' organisation because I'm confused?

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Why would anyone want to join jovie world?

by Doltologist in

i can understand why someone who was born of jovie parents would want to leave jovie world.

i can see why someone who had joined jovie world would want to leave.

after all, why would you want to stay in such an evil institution?.

Doltologist

Tazmanian-Devil

I like the name Jovie World. Yes it's belittling. But so is the made up word "Jehovah".

You say yahweh, I say my way

You say yahweh, I say no way

You say yahweh, I say Yahoo

You say ....

And yes, we should call the whole thing off.