tigeress: Years and years of feeling useless and unworthy undone in an instant!
Isn't that a great feeling! Congrats.
tigeress: ... she was so perfect she farted chanel no 5!
Now, that is one abillity I do envy.
parakeet
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those oh so spritual answers...
by tigeress ini had my own flash of light the other day.
i realised somthing about sister perfect, you know the type who would perfectly hold her nose above everyone else, and occasionaly condesend to talk to one of us lowly ones, she was so perfect she farted chanel no 5!.
the other thing she would do was those oh so spirtaul answers, the ones with the whole paragraph and watchtower inculded in it.
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those oh so spritual answers...
by tigeress ini had my own flash of light the other day.
i realised somthing about sister perfect, you know the type who would perfectly hold her nose above everyone else, and occasionaly condesend to talk to one of us lowly ones, she was so perfect she farted chanel no 5!.
the other thing she would do was those oh so spirtaul answers, the ones with the whole paragraph and watchtower inculded in it.
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parakeet
sister perfect was no more than a parrot!
They are all parrots inside the KH.
'Polly wanta Cracker' is still the same now as then.
If you want to see a real parrot, try asking a 12 year old the baptismal questions.
All of the above comments insult the highly intelligent parrots of this world, many of whom have been shown to possess the ability to reason and use human language consciously and with purpose.
That's a heck of a lot more thinking than any braindead dub is capable of.
Don't insult parrots by comparing them with dubs!
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How to stick up for yourself to JWs...
by cognac ini figured i'd start a thread on this because i've noticed especially with women they really beat you into submission.
so, i thought it would be good to talk about how to handle different situations without arguing.. if you have any ideas on how to handle the following situations, or have any other scenerios to add, please share!.
1. the elders want to have a sheparding call.
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SO I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AGAIN AND HE CHASED AFTER ME. I SPILLED SOME HOLY WATER HIM AND HE STARTED TO KNEEL DOWN ON PRAY TO ME.
Definitely troll.
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Did You Reach Out For "Privileges"?
by minimus inas one who grew up "in the truth", i recognized that the most important goal i could ever have was "to be used" in jehovah's service (aka the organization).
when i was a kid i pioneered every summer for at least one month, sometimes more.
i was the timekeeper for the theocratic ministry school as a child.
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I reached out for the privilege of being an ex-braindead dub.
Sisters as well as brothers have equal opportunity to reach out for this privilege.
It's available without having to kiss ass, and it leads to even greater privileges -- freedom, education, career, family stability, peace of mind.
I highly recommend it to all lurkers and the few dubs that post here.
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Trolling the Obits
by megs inso, a poster here stated that he trolls the obits and counts his time while doing it.
anyone else here engage in this behavior when active?
or is he amongst the more "special" members of your average congregation?.
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parakeet
Never did it myself. Never heard of anyone in my old KH who did this. Doesn't mean they didn't, though.
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Why do you come to this site?
by sinis inafter all the years i have been here, i have slowly progressed to the point that the bible, god, and all the other religious stuff out there is just plain bullshit!!!
yet when i first came here and was told by some of the members that that is what i would logically come to, i did not believe them, and yet they were right.
i realize that a lot of people on this board have left, or are struggling with themselves or family to leave, yet many still believe.
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parakeet
To keep one step ahead of my dub parents and older sister.
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"One of" Jehovah's Witnesses
by NeonMadman inany thoughts on that particular phrasing?
personally, i think the wts uses it as another form of mind control.
by calling the individual "one of jehovah's witnesses," it lends a generic feel to the wording.
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But I guess that invites the question, "What's he on trial for?"
Heaven: Genocide.
I hear the jury's still out on that one, but it doesn't look good for the defendent.
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The question of free will is unanswerable and irrelevant.
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How to stick up for yourself to JWs...
by cognac ini figured i'd start a thread on this because i've noticed especially with women they really beat you into submission.
so, i thought it would be good to talk about how to handle different situations without arguing.. if you have any ideas on how to handle the following situations, or have any other scenerios to add, please share!.
1. the elders want to have a sheparding call.
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parakeet
The elders want to have a sheparding call
There's a farm with sheep just down the road from my house, but please don't tell me what the elders plan to do when they call on them.
Elders/Parents say you can't make a decision because your husband is the head
But the wife is the neck and the neck is what turns the head (from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding").
Maybe your problems are because you don't study/ pray enough
First of all, thanks so much for your nonjudgmental and unasked-for advice. But you may be right. I'll pray more and ask Jehovah to help me study "Crisis of Conscience" more.
Maybe your not getting appointed because your not taking on your responsibility properly
Maybe you're getting too personal. Maybe you're stumbling me. Yes, you're stumbling me. Welcome to the lake of fire.
I could never be married to your wife because she's not submissive enough
I don't mind because she's smokin' hot in bed.
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I can only speak for myself ........... but I won't.