The whole key to it being funny would be for the talk giver to pretend not to notice that the dates are out of whack, until someone finally notices the emperor is naked.
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ungh..
If there are any active JWs on here with talk-giving priveleges, consider this an open challenge.
The idea is simple, give a talk at your local KH about 607BCE. Everything about this talk would be as per usual, except instead of using whacktower for reference, use real references. Then the dates would not be as expected, then things just wouldn't add up, like in the real world.
If anyone says anything, you could quote a lengthy list of secular references.
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The Finished Project
by SickofLies ini just got home from the appeal, and i won i'm not df'ed!
lol how crazy is that?
anywayz, i'll post the results when i get them on my computer, it make take some time so don't expect the recordings until tomorrow.
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Too funny. I hope you find a chance to wink at those elders, or make a funny face when noone's looking, just to let them know that you know that you kicked their sorry asses. You must rub it in, one way or another.
You want I should compress that file for ya's?
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having doubts..
by fairchild ini have not been on this board in a while for various reasons.
the main reason being that my best friend died on march 11th, and things have been different since that day.
i don't have words to describe how the void feels, so i won't even attempt.
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osmosis
The answers you seek are not necessarily in the bible. You don't have to believe the bible is legit. You don't have to believe in god.
They might be, it might be, you might. But it doesn't have to be that way.
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This is exactly why noone here should divulge any personally identifiable information if they are still a JW.
Boards like this pose a real threat to the WTS, and as such there will always be WTS cronies on here spying. Just don't let them know who you are, and there's nothing they can do to you.
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regarding richies find..
by candidlynuts inthe book richie found, had written in notes by the elder... were these from elders school?
or more private settings?
from letters to the elders from headquarters?
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I don't understand. that link takes me to sir82's post history index.
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RICHIE RED ALERT
by RichieRich ini was on the phone speaking with verne thoren, presiding overseer of the willow springs, nc congregation of jehovah's witnesses.
he tells me he knows of my possesssion of the flock book.
he knows of my involvement on this site.
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osmosis
A certain number of us would still be in the bOrg if not for "stolen" material such as this. This is exactly why the WTS wants so badly to keep it out of our hands. This kind of thing is a real threat to them, and they know it.
As for the ethics of it all.. stealing is wrong, that is true. but let's get real here, there simply is no comparison:
value of book to WTS = $1.00
value of a free mind = priceless
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There IS a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998
by Elsewhere inhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/04/09/do0907.xml&ssheet=/news/2006/04/09/ixworld.html
there is a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998 .
by bob carter .
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Since when is Clinton a well-informed person regarding the environment?
Just because he's willing to pay lip service to the cause doesn't mean that he's willing to actually support it, nor does it mean he actually believes it.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
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There IS a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998
by Elsewhere inhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/04/09/do0907.xml&ssheet=/news/2006/04/09/ixworld.html
there is a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998 .
by bob carter .
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osmosis
For the Mars thing, the best theory I'm aware of to explain why it has little atmosphere left is the loss of it's electromagnetic field. The EMF does a lot to prevent the natural erosion of the atmosphere due to factors like the solar wind. On Earth, where we still have our EMF, the solar wind gets directed toward the planetary magnetic poles, causing the aurora borealis, or northern lights.
For the environment thing, we just don't know for sure what is causing the temperature fluctuation. We don't even know what the temperature is supposed to be, therefore we don't know if we're actually buggering up the planet or not. We just don't know, and anyone who says they do is pullin' yer leg.
As for the environmental movement, most of them are joiners who incredulously accept the alarmist and naive claims of a few people who know little, yet talk a lot. They make wild claims, like every year 10,000 species go extinct, and similar BS. Press them for real data, it quickly becomes apparent they have none.
According to the people who really seem to know what the reliable data actually says, the world is not going to hell in a handbasket. In fact, on many fronts we are much better off than, say, 100 years ago. Of course, they have concerns, but instead of marching on city hall and yelling and screaming, they quietly and with dignity work towards a solution.