OK, so maybe it wouldn't get accurately reported by those liars, but I liked Drew's idea, anyway.
If you think about it, some people in their midst are already doing this (even if they really think the are the annointed). That 8,200 number is sure not following any kind of normal actuarial decling for people who should be at least in their 80s...
I have thought for a long time that they may just quit counting the annointed to get past the embarrasment.