Posts by moomanchu

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607 website - part 1

by Jeffro in

adherents of jw dogma are boastful of a new website (http://www.jehovahsjudgment.co.uk/607) which they claim has "irrefutable" proof for their 607 doctrine.

it is full of problems, and i will indicate these section by section, as time permits.. why is 607bce an important date to jehovah's witnesses.

the introduction paints jws as the persecuted underdog.

moomanchu

Isn't it this simple?
If 1914 can be calculated by using the bible:
Why didn't Jesus or the angels or anyone else
know about it ?

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"its been said...As It Were..."

by xjwms in

jw
friends

thats funny.

everything ended in "as it were".

where i used to attend.

moomanchu

I just thought of the universal word for dubs and it's not f__k

for witnesses it is BALANCED

WE MUST BE BALANCED IN OUR APOSTATE TALK the list for this word is endless

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What Would You Tell A JW That Believes That Terrorism Means "The End"?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i can only picture what we can expect to hear from our witness family.....any thoughts?

?

moomanchu

If the JW's keep saying the end is so close it will never come. Tell them they are preventing it from

coming because they can't shut up about it. If they would shut up about it then

the scriptures could be fulfilled : no one knows the hour........ It's coming like a thief in the night........ days of Noah took no notice............

Just tell them to shut up! it feels good typing it, imagine how good it would feel to say it!

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"its been said...As It Were..."

by xjwms in

jw
friends

thats funny.

everything ended in "as it were".

where i used to attend.

thridwitness and other Jw-scholares more dangerous to WTS

by DannyBloem in

in my opinion, these posters are much more dangerous to the wts and wts like religions then more liberal or posters with a more atheist viewpoints.. they just have some slight differences and will promote indipendent thinking, without realizing it themselfs.

some jw's can believe in them without being apostate in there opinion.

those people can devide congregations.. what do you think?.

moomanchu

I think it does open their minds because they need to search non WT publications for additional and more detailed information, thereby causing them to start thinking.

You can not be objective about something, if the only information you have is provided

by the thing you are trying to be objective about.

Try to prove Islam is a false religon, using only their own literature.

Try to prove dubs are f'ed up using their own literature.

You can't do it.

moo

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Automatic Re-instatement?

by BritBoy in

does anyone out there know the answer this one.... .

ok, take for example the oral sex thread and the fact that the dubs reversed their thinking on this.

so, twenty years ago (within the marriage arrangements) blow job = disfellowshipping... now it's a "matter of conscience".

moomanchu

Now you know why the Pharsisees did not listen to Jesus they were being loyal to

God's organization here on earth.

Nicodemus snuck out at night while the brothers weren't looking and ran ahead of Jehovah.

I wonder how many other pharisees would have talked to Jesus if they had a private internet

forum where they knew the organization couldn't catch them?

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This Generation

by Honesty in

the november 1, 1995 watchtower articles, "saved from a wicked generation and "a time to keep awake" introduced new light on the meaning of "this generation".. .

if this is the case, then why is there an article currently on the watchtower's official website entitled "gods purpose soon to be realized"?.

maybe jehovah's witnesses will also be interested in seeing this 'bait and switch tactic' that the watchtower is feeding the unsuspecting public first hand.. http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/article_07.htm.

moomanchu

I sent the following e-mail to some Jdubs

Subject: GOOD NEWS : THIS GENERATION (matt. 24) IS ONCE AGAIN A LIFETIME STARTING IN 1914

Go to official web site here or use your own short-cut to get you there in case you don't trust mine to get you there http://www.watchtower.org/ Click: beliefs and activities Click: What is the purpose of life? How can you find it? Click:God's purpose soon to be realized. You really have to dig deep to get to the spiritual truths!! ENJOY !!!! I copied the whole page in my e-mail and put this one font modification and comment in. Thus, all the features of the last days must take place within the lifetime of one generation, the generation of 1914. So some people who were alive in 1914 will still be alive when this system comes to its end. That generation of people is now very advanced in years, indicating that there is not much time left before God brings this present system of things to an end.

( 2006-1914 = 92 year old people are the only ones left in this generation, the end must come soon)

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This Generation

by Honesty in

the november 1, 1995 watchtower articles, "saved from a wicked generation and "a time to keep awake" introduced new light on the meaning of "this generation".. .

if this is the case, then why is there an article currently on the watchtower's official website entitled "gods purpose soon to be realized"?.

maybe jehovah's witnesses will also be interested in seeing this 'bait and switch tactic' that the watchtower is feeding the unsuspecting public first hand.. http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/article_07.htm.

moomanchu

Thanks for that link

I had seen that article a while back and couldn't find it again.

They are Liars

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smart ass answers

by moomanchu in

5 winning smart ass answers for 2005

smart ass answer #5:.

#1 smart ass answer of the year 2005..................... .

moomanchu

5 Winning Smart Ass Answers For 2005

Smart Ass Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened

his trench coat and flashed at her.

Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not

your stub." ***************** Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but

she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding

rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop

said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the

cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that

reads, "
******************* #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005..................... . A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury

or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other

excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What

would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was

restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head
and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your

other hand."

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Jehovah spoke at the DC !!!!!

by moomanchu in

my dad informed me that when brothers give talks on stage it is not the brother speaking to us,.

it is jehovah speaking to us.

i had forgot about this teaching (wonder if they have this in print) .

moomanchu

I asked what does it mean to come back to Jehovah.

Answer : Go to the meetings .

another quote "you know if you don't do nothing for Jehovah he won't do nothing for you

nothing for nothing leaves nothing"

Is there any JW published material that says Jehovah is speaking through the speakers at

gatherings?