5 Winning Smart Ass Answers For 2005
Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not
your stub." ***************** Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the
cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
******************* #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005..................... . A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head
and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
smart ass answers
LMAO at #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so that guy must hold the record the masturbate-a-thon!
those were def. smart ass anwers.
w-a-c is on the attack!
Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads WHAT?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?! what does it read?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
"A sign comes up that reads...."
maybe i didn't get it?!?!?!
wouldnt be the first time.
google it guys!!!
here it is
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
#2 was one of the here's your sign jokes. funny.
But I really liked # 1 joke that was funny!
All very funny, especially #1