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  Music Banned by the WTS

  by Nosferatu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  here are some of the bands, preformers, songs, and albums that the watchtower society has banned from it's members.

  see if you can spot your favorite!!.

  w93 2/22 25-27take heavy-metal music-a particularly noxious form of hard rock that is usually played at ear-splitting volume.

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  dolphman

  Yeah, it's better than ephederine at motivating those bethelites to hurry up and crank out watchtowers...

  nothing like a little bowl of "Armeggedie" at lunch. You should try it with "lake of fire" tomato soup.
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  NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , Why do you think Bush went ahead to invade Iraq ???

  by run dont walk in

  1. social
  2. current

  the war is going on and on, and may be awhile before it actually officially ends.. the original reason for invasion was because of weapons of mass destruction, but that has fizzled,.

  so why do you think bush was so keen on invading iraq ???.

  oil, money, power, helping the iraqi people, ???.

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  dolphman

  I think it was more of a strategic decision based on making absolutely sure there were no WMD in the hands of Saddam post 9/11, and that by ridding the region of that man the whole of the middle east could begin a process of transoformation into a more stable, democratic one.

  Saddam didn't contribute to the peace or stability of the region whatsoever. Up until 1995 weapon's inspectors were still finding stockpiles of WMD.

  Everybody's favorite president CLINTON (of all people) launched cruise missile strikes against Saddam! Apparently even he thought saddam was hiding something.

  All circumstancial evidence pointed to Saddam having WMD. Seriously. Saddam bluffed, apparently thinking he needed the "street cred" of having WMD to survive in power a little while longer. THis gave him stature in the middle east, but put him at odds with the hawks in washington, giving them more ammo for going to war.

  Getting rid of Saddam and stabalizing Iraq will only bring good to the Iraqi people. The people in Iraq right now fighting us are the same people who executed millions of their own people for years. Let's not feel sorry for these people. The Iraqis are caught in the middle unfortunately, but i doubt any of them will miss the death squads.
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  Music Banned by the WTS

  by Nosferatu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  here are some of the bands, preformers, songs, and albums that the watchtower society has banned from it's members.

  see if you can spot your favorite!!.

  w93 2/22 25-27take heavy-metal music-a particularly noxious form of hard rock that is usually played at ear-splitting volume.

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  dolphman

  AWESOME! IT's Ok tolisten to NINE INCH NAILS. My favorite band of all time (them and the Smiths)!!!

  i was worried i was going to get a lightning bolt up the ass at Armageddie for sure...

  HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, I'D RATHER DIE, THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL...

  BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE

  YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
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  Currently, Who Is Your Favorite Politician??

  by minimus in

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  i like bush.

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  dolphman

  I voted for bush in 2000, because let's face it, Al Gore is an annoying son of a bitch. I like Dubya for the fact he kills bad guys, which some people (like democrats) are too impotent to do. Clinton's attempt at squashing terror got us 9/11, so in a sense, it's good to have a President who's willing to push the button.

  The bad side to Dubya is there is no finesse. He can hardly speak coherently. Therein lies his major problem as president, which in turns does more harm then good.

  I would vote Democrat this year if there is any kind of combination of a Wes Clark/Howard Dean combination. I think the two of these guys could take care of business. Let Wes handle military foreign affairs and let Dean do the national stuff.

  Wes has to be part of the equation, i don't think Dean has the stones to handle terrorisism/middle eastern affairs.

  so i admitted it, i'd vote democrat. I'm affiliated with neither political party, all i care about is who's up to the job.
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  Micheal Jackson Neverland Ranch Search Warrant

  by Tinkerbell4125 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  anyone saw the news on micheal jackson?

  looks like he's is in trouble again!

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  dolphman

  Have you heard MJ is remixing some of his old stuff? He's changing "Billy Jean" to "In Billy's Jeans"

  should be good stuff.
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  Michael Jackson in the news again.....

  by DebraDoll in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so sad..........arrest warrants were just executed against him for multiple counts of child molestation.

  as a mom i am deeply appalled, as an ex witness i am saddened at his lack of power over his own life and ability to move forward, beyond the scarring of an abusive upbringing.

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  dolphman

  Him and Pete Townsend should get a cell together and start up an awesome jail band. They would totally rock!

  Here are some of the hit songs they'll record together:

  "In Billy's Jeans"

  "Beat It (remix)"

  "My Penetration" (a spinoff of the Who's "My Generation")
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  I want to ask her out...

  by DanTheMan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there's a girl in my math class at community college who...omg she is such a hottie.

  a babe-alicious babe.. i am very inexperienced in these matters, i guess you could say i'm relationship challenged.. how do i approach her?

  she seems to struggle a bit with the material we're covering in class, and it comes pretty easy to me.

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  Don't say any "lines". Ask her out for coffee and to study at the same time. Go to the starbucks or something. If that goes well. Ask her out on a more real "date". Take that one easy to.

  IF a girl likes you "in that way" believe me you'll know. If not, you're still hanging out with a hot chick and that is a PLUS any way you slice it.

  But if you like her, you'll show her just by being forward and assertive by asking her out. You don't really need to tell her how much you like her or anything on the first couple of dates. It's obvious you do or else you wouldn't be taking her out on a date. Girls don't like desperation, so don't make it seem like you're suffereing from that.

  If all else fails, show her YOUR BIG PENIS. That'll get her attention right away. You can skip all the bullshit and get strait to the good stuff.
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  What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had To Deal With In Your Life?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  was it jw related?

  a death?

  a friendship gone bad?

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  1. Being homeless

  2. Confirmation both me and my brother were molested by an uncle.

  3. Finding out my real father abandoned me at an early age

  4. Having a "kundalini" experience. I thought it was demonic possesion at first, having grown up a JW. I've learned through talking to psychotherapist, buddhist, and yoga professionals it is something else entirely. I am still going through it. Some of it the experience is exhilirating, other times it is quite frightening. It has totally altered my way of thinking on all things spiritual. Talk about an awakening.
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  What religion would be your favorit if had to choose?

  by Singing Man in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i would say it would be the catholic cause you can do just about any dam thing you want.

  and if you feel like you need to be close to god or something you can always go light some candles and wear a cross or put on a pointed hat or a white collar or deprive yourself of women or men in the case of nuns.

  and you get to hear funny boys sing chants, and you also can put some real holly water on your head that the priest got from the sink oh and you can wear saint christopher's.

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  dolphman

  HINDU

  People don't realize that hinduism is the oldest religion on earth, and perhaps the religion closest to god and the truth, since it's origins are those of man's earliest origins. It's simple, involves mostly meditation, and is in touch with mother earth. The Vedas and Upanishads are wonderful reads and full of introspective and philosophical insight. I believe this was mans first religion, in close proximity to shaminism.

  It's also a monotheic religion, believing in only one god: Brahma. The other gods/goddesses are really only aspects of Brahma. Ask any Hindu. The biggest issue i had with this religion at first was that it had so many gods. But it's not true. Only one, Brahma.

  They also accept all faiths. They believe Jesus and Mohhamend were either prophets or incarnations of Brahma. All paths lead to God, according to Hindus. It's only other faiths that take issue with having only "one true religion"

  It was an Indian who grew up Hindu who started the Buddhist faith, and an Indian Buddhist who invented martial arts.

  I believe the Indus Valley is one of the most important and religiously signifigant places on the planet.
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  Anybody want to see my independent film?

  by dolphman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm making a movie.

  it's called "the life and times of mc beer bong".

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com.

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  dolphman

  Getting good reviews from everyone. Thanks a lot. I'll take the bad ones too. It's ok.