Welcome mate / matette. I am your local Futher Mucker. Enjoy your stay.
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Posts by FMZ
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36Please help me Welcome FenceSitter!!
by Sassy inwe were fortunate to have fencesitter join today and i asked if i may welcome
fencesitter
publicly here so everyone can get a chance to know this new member!
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The Easter Bunny Got Drunk
by simplesally inhe must have really mixed things up this year!
my daughter was so surprised that he left her an easter basket, just like santa, she said.
that silly easter bunny left some dolls for our neighbors at our house and when we went to their house to give them their dolls, would you believe he left some things for teryn at their house??
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Apparently he hit the harder stuff by the time he got here. We heard something outside, so I went out to investigate... There was poor Mr. Bunny slumped in one of our rocking chairs on the porch, bottle of Glenmorangie in one hand, big basket of goodies in the other. I took the whisky and the basket from his semi-lifeless hands, and replaced them with a nice hot cup of coffee. He was gone by morning, so hopefully we helped him finish his rounds with a nice cuppa joe.
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Gumby mate, you need to learn to Renga :).
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Another one who doesn't support his own threads...
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Here, , keep yourself busy.
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Sweet kid Copsec. Cute little baby bunny ya got there.
Xena, your kid looks like she is already learning how to be wild like her mom! She looks very cute. I could just go on and on about how cute your baby is... lol
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I have FISH LIPS?!
by joannadandy ini guess it's a good thing i live in minnesota.
i just need to find a man who really loves walleye and convince him kissing me is a good thing.
fish lips!?!
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My apologies... the Oracle is apparently having a bad day. The defense rests on it's laurels.
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. o O ( Damn, screwed myself again, I think I'll give up trying to impress )
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I have FISH LIPS?!
by joannadandy ini guess it's a good thing i live in minnesota.
i just need to find a man who really loves walleye and convince him kissing me is a good thing.
fish lips!?!
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hey who's ass are you calling big??? ~bunny hops back to LT~
How could I possibly have made an informed decision on this subject? I was referring to the size of the chute my dear. All evidence would point to the contrary of a "big-ass"ed Xena. But all of that evidence is circumstatial, nothing concrete. Thus, for this to be proved in a court of law, the defendant will need to see the ass in question. Is the plaintiff willing to cooperate with the court, to avoid a charge of contempt?
Futher Mucking Lawyer
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You know you spend too long in JWD when...
by FMZ inok... you know the drill... .
- everyone you spoke to in chat last night appears in your dreams, having the same conversation as you did while in chat and on the threads.. - you add your screenname to the end of all emails, including business ones.. - you hit the refresh button on the active topcs page more than 3 times in one minute.. - you shout "apostate bastard!
" at the driver who just cut you off.. .
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OK... you know the drill...
- Everyone you spoke to in chat last night appears in your dreams, having the same conversation as you did while in chat and on the threads.
- You add your screenname to the end of all emails, including business ones.
- You hit the refresh button on the Active Topcs page more than 3 times in one minute.
- You shout "Apostate Bastard!" at the driver who just cut you off.
All but the last one have actually happened to me.
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Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally inok............who wants to come party at our corona hangout?.
the hacienda is open and serving drinks.
i think i need something stronger tonight.........i need that bartender to mix me up a vodka 7......who else?
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Lyd, unfortunately (for who, I am not sure) I am a taken bartender, but I can still get those drinks to ya with a smile.
Sally... It's all good, come and tell your temporary bartender all about it before the real one stops writhing in agony while grabbing his crotch on the floor.
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