Topics Started by Meg
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Two Aspirin
by Meg in> >>>a guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little.
> >>>frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.. > >>>.
> >>>he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets.
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New Alcohol Warnings
by Meg inthings that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk:.
thanks, but i don't want to have sex.
nope, no more booze for me.
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St. James City
by Meg ina successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted .
wife.
she was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
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Nutty Joke
by Meg ina man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap.
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the psychiatrist says, well... i can clearly see your nuts.
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Check-Out Register
by Meg in> > > a man was in a long line at the grocery store.
as he got to the register.
she asked him to drop his pants and he did.. > > > she reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said..... > > >.
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Little Old Lady
by Meg in> little old lady.
> there is a little old lady, who, every morning steps.
> onto her front porch, raises her arms to the sky and.
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Wives vs. Husbands!! Guess who wins every time!!
by Meg in> > > a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
> > > an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to .
> > > wife .
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Better Than a Flu Shot
by Meg inmiss bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
the pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.