>-THREE MEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING
>NAKED IN A SAUNA. > >SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE >BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," >HE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." > >A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO >HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I >HAVE >A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." > >THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED HE >HAD >TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT >TO THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS >BEHIND. > >THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM. THE HILLBILLY FINALLY >SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."