There was this one indian that had a nicknamed called one-stone because he only had one testicle. Everybody called him one-stone until one day, he got really mad and said he was going to kill the next person to call him one-stone. so for a long time nobody called him one-stone until this one really hot blonde named Robyn came and accidentally slipped, "hello one-stone". He took her in the forest and had sex with her all day and night until she died. Everybody heard about it at the village and nobody called him one-stone for a long time until a hot red-head named Bluejay came up and said, "Hi one-stone". Again, he took her out into the forest and had sex with her all day and night and all the next day, but she wouldn't die. He kept on at it until he was exausted and both of them went back to the village.
The moral of the story is that you can't kill 2 birds with one stone =D