Posts by ChimChim

when tom guiry's foot came down on the child's face, i was expecting the camera to cut away, and i was shocked when it didn't; half the theater gasped.

ChimChim

I didnt see it, I was in the theater for it but i took my ticket back because there were only old people there and me and my friend didnt feel like sitting there...

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How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

jw
friends

this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

ChimChim

This email was sent to me awhile ago, but I wanted to share this with every one

What's your name?

> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>

> a = poopsie

> b = lumpy

> c = buttercup

> d = gidget

> e = crusty

> f = greasy

> g = fluffy

> h = cheeseball

> i = chim-chim

> j = stinky

> k = flunky

> l = boobie

> m = pinky

> n = tootie

> o = goober

> p = doofus

> q = slimy

> r = loopy

> s = snotty

> t = zippy

> u = dorkey

> v = squeezit

> w = oprah

> x = skipper

> y = dinky

> z = zsa-zsa

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>

> a = crazy

> b = toilet

> c = giggle

> d = burger

> e = girdle

> f = barf

> g = lizard

> h = waffle

> i = cootie

> j = monkey

> k = potty

> l = liver

> m = banana

> n = rhino

> o = bubble

> p = hamster

> q = toad

> r = gizzard

> s = pizza

> t = gerbil

> u = chicken

> v = pickle

> w = chuckle

> x = tofu

> y = gorilla

> z = stinker

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>

> a = head

> b = mouth

> c = face

> d = nose

> e = tush

> f = breath

> g = pants

> h = shorts

> i = lips

> j = honker

> k = butt

> l = brain

> m = tushie

> n = chunks

> o = hiney

> p = biscuits

> q = toes

> r = buns

> s = harris

> t = sniffer

> u = sprinkles

> v = kisser

> w = squirt

> x = humperdinck

> y = brains

> z = juice

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You Know You're Canadian When...

by dottie in

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friends

i just recently recently received this email (yet again) but seeing as i am a "transplanted canucker" now living in the u.s., this struck me as alot more funny now because of interactions with my new american friends .

1. you are not offended by the term "homo milk".

(yes, i was quite intrigued by the us term 'whole milk') 2. you understand the phrase "could you pass me a serviette, i just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.

ChimChim

lol i just got this, thought i would share it:

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

Baseball is Ca nadian

. Lacrosse is Canadian

Hockey is Canadian

Basketball is Canadian

Apple pie is Canadian

Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of

has the largest French population that never surrendered to .

We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary , who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

We knew plaid was cool far before

caught on.

The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

We don't marry our kin-folk.

We invented ski- doos , jet-skis, velcro , zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis , the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

We have colured money.

Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh !!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!

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Missing girl's body found.

by ignored_one in

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friends

don't know if this has been posted:.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/3275065.stmmurder police find alicia's body police have found the body of missing devon teenager alicia eborne.

the discovery was made by search experts on a thickly wooded slope near denham bridge at buckland monachorum on dartmoor.

ChimChim

Thats horrible

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What Was Your Biggest Gripe About The Elders???

by minimus in

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friends

after reading some of the pain that you've gone through, in many cases, the elders weren't there at all for you.

i'm wondering what your biggest complaint about the elders is.

ChimChim

I didnt really like anyone, i just wanted to go there and get out as fast as I could, I would scream and scream, sometimes so loud they'd have to take me to the back lol Im bad

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You Know You're Canadian When...

by dottie in

jw
friends

i just recently recently received this email (yet again) but seeing as i am a "transplanted canucker" now living in the u.s., this struck me as alot more funny now because of interactions with my new american friends .

1. you are not offended by the term "homo milk".

(yes, i was quite intrigued by the us term 'whole milk') 2. you understand the phrase "could you pass me a serviette, i just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.

ChimChim

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i c now hehe thank-you

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Rejection by a Six Year Old

by CountryGuy in

i have to share an experience, and i'm sure it won't be mentioned at the kh on thursday night!!.

this morning while eating breakfast with my parents and my six year old nephew at a local fast food restaurant, some jws came in for their morning break.

my folks and i are all inactive, so i leaned over and said, "i hope they didn't see us.

ChimChim

HAHAHA, thats to comical for words. I'd be to scared to do something like that!

Give him a BIG hug for me...lol I'm in stiches!

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