Nice template.
I expect I will need it immediately after what happened this morning.
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I woke up to a really painful and real dream.
I'm still processing the details. I told my wife that I must have the elders understand that I want nothing to do with their religion or any future phone or personal calls.
I told her it would be better to stay out of this.
Short story is this, I ended on the phone again with two elder on speaker phone.
I clearly told them that they may NEVER call me again.
I phrased it three different ways, each more clear than the last with only a yes or no answer to communicate their intentions.
They could not do this. This was over the speaker phone on my end with my wife listening too, so everything they said was witnessed by three people and cannot be disputed.
They told me they read my letter.
I called them out on this, as it clearly states throughout the text that it's written communication from here on. So they both lied.
He said he didn't have time to read it, as he was out of town on Sunday giving a talk...
Bottom line, I told them both to "FUCK OFF". ( twice )
Yes there were three witnesses to that.
I hope they recorded the entire thing, as why would they ever want to share how they care for the sheep with anyone else. Damn, that would be embarrassing...
Oh, the fun! ( NOT )