Posts by frankiespeakin

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God or Goddess, does the supreme have a gender?

by Sirius Dogma in

some people say the supreme being is male, some say it is female.. some call it goddess, some call it god.. of course this all pre-supposes one exists in the first place, but that aside, what do you think?

does god have a gender, what is that gender and what do you call it god or goddess?.

for me, i don't think god has a gender, if one exists.

frankiespeakin

I would say that if there is a supreme being out there somewhere it would defy our wildess imagination as well as be totally undiscribable.

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Cast your vote: Is Jehovah a Myth?

by frankiespeakin in

thanks to many fine posters i think we can make an intelligent choice.

cast your vote and debate if you like.

frankiespeakin

Thanks to many fine posters I think we can make an intelligent choice. Cast your vote and debate if you like.

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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!

frankiespeakin

New revision of a revision etc...:

I mean they are both imaginary(Thor & jeho), so do you think this jehovah god, who is: So jealous,
So pouty, (always getting testy when people don't love him enough, or if he catches them bowing to other myths)

So insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around??. All I can say he must a been a real nut case all a lone for so long.

Sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!! I mean he needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him,,, promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some everlasting life on a paradise earth,,you name it,, he can give it to you if you just worship him only. (How do you spell bribery and coersion????)did I mention he bribes people, and apeals to their selfishness to get worship LOL.

Seems like he is so lonely that he needs all of your attention,,, I mean what a loser,,,LOL, he got to threaten people to worship him, come on I can only be so,,,, gulible! that's lame,, I admit I was pretty gulible for many years, I think this not a real god. More like a mythical selfish adolesent male, than a god (O wait a minute gods are a myth duh!).

I have even read in his "OWN WORD" that he likes to pick on persons way smaller than himself

(((((((((((((Bully!!!))))))))))))).

Runs around the heavens stomping his feet all macho and war like, like he's stomping grapes but, get this,, it's really symbolic for people!!!!,,ugh!! that's creepy,,, what a sicko!!!,, dude,,,,Hitler was a saint in,, comparision.

He'll kick anybody's bum smaller than his, just because they don't please him, in some way,,, and sometimes they don't ,,even know what it is they did to make him so mad,,, KILLING OLD MEN, VIRGINS, BABIES, whole cities, and some day the whole world,,without feeling sorry,,,

scaring the living day light out of poor frightened people yelling:

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!" LOL!

(If that's not a bully what is?)

Does he really care about people or are they like dirt, or earth to him???He says the nations are like dust on the scales to him, so don't expect any sympathy from this guy, your nothing and he is everything get it.Like he's so important and everybody has to worship him or else they are toast.,,,, I don't know about you,,, but sometimes I feel good when a bully gets a taste of his own medicine. Now I don't like to see anyone suffer,, but,,, remember,, this is just imaginary,, so he really not suffering just imagining he is suffering,, I know that if he is gonna learn,,, he needs to get a good taste,,, of how it feels to be bullied,(oh did I mention I think he is stubborn too), his "word" says "he never changes" so he's not very reasonable is he?(LOL) don't exspect a open mind when trying to explain things to him his mind is made up from the begining of time. Know-it-all are like that you know. I already knew that!

A good kick square in the bum oughta do it(LOL).Can you just picture it in your mind? It's just an imaginary picture,, funny isn't it?.

Oh I forgot jehobubba don't want you to think anything derogatory of his person or else your being evil, well ,,I just don't believe that. You can if you want to but not me sorry.

I mean even if he is the "true god" like he says he is, let him prove it, by showing us how really humble he is,, by deliberately undergoing a thurough ass kicking by Thor.
Then we can all see how humble this god really is,, let that be the test,,,and let the test begin,,, if he's humble I think he would do it. Don't you?? After all he says he's this really tough guy.

Try to picture this jeho-what-his-name bending over ever so "humbly" let Thor kick him square up the center, now that's what I call humble,,

That's it bend over, jehovah,

a little more, now hold it right there,

while i go get Thor, and no moving.

Why if this jeho god is willing to die for us surely he wouldn't mind having his ass kicked about to prove his love for us,,,.,,, then after he's proven his love,,,then maybe we should give him a pat on the back, or bow to him if that's what he wants so bad, or give him a trophy or a metal to pin on his hairy(white as clean wool) chest(LOL).He is cuddly I admit like a teddy bear,,even though he is a little bloody, and lymp or what ever it is you get when your a figment of the imagination and you get your ass brutally kicked by a superior god like Thor the(Bruce the) ALmighty(LOL). I'm sure such a kick would really knock the s*it out of him, but we all need a laxitive now and then,, it's not something to be embarased about even jeho-bubba, he is so human some times, I would doubt that he even gets constipated. Bend over.

And like Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself",,,now maybe there are some around here who feel that,,,,, that applies to everbody except "jeho-bubba", but if we are suppose to imitate "jeho-bubba" and love our nieghbors just "like he loves them" well I just don't know if that's a good idea???,, after all,, he kills them when they don't give him enough attention,, well I mean,,, this Jeho-bubba got to be pretty attention starved to kill for it...., I, I, just don't know if that really is a good idea? do you? No wonder so many people feel it is alright to kill people if they don't beleive in your god, jeho-bubba, they are just created in his image after all and he set such a bad example that's what his follower do when they really follow him,, atleast ,,the real zealous ones. oh may jehovah be blessed!! or is it allah oh sheeh you kick one you kick them all.

Do you think he would get his backside kicked to an inch of his life by the likes of Thor the Mighty God of Thunder????It's all in your head,, come on you can picture it,,, but don't be afraid to laugh,,, or crack a little smile. Oh come on did you get the pun? LOL.

Or what about some of these anglo gods, I bet they put a hurten on this
Jeho-Bubba-Dubba-Do??? (Formerly JHWH tetragramma-oh-whatever,, now JBDD(LOL)

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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!

frankiespeakin

Trying to correct sorry.

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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!

frankiespeakin

On,

Thank you very much.

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jehovah shows he's humble and humbly allows Thor, a bulleye drop kick

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around.

sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!!

and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.. .

frankiespeakin

Git,

Maybe some one will do a take on Thor's hammer that would paint a picture in the imagination of jehovah getting his come up ins.

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jehovah shows he's humble and humbly allows Thor, a bulleye drop kick

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around.

sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!!

and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.. .

frankiespeakin

I mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around. Sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!! and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.

Seems like he is so lonely that he needs all of your attention,,, I mean what a loser,,,LOL, he got to threaten people to worship him, come on I can only be so,,,, gulible! that's lame,,I admit I was pretty gulible for many years, I think this not a real god.

I have even read in his "OWN WORD" that he likes to pick on persons way smaller than himself ((((((Bully!!!)))))). Runs around the heavens stomping his feet all macho and war like, like he's stomping grapes but, really,, its symbolic for people!!!!,,creepy isn't he,, what a sicko!!!,, dude,,,,Hitler was a saint in,, comparision,,, kicking anybody's bum smaller than his, just because they don't please him,,, scaring the living day light out of poor frightened people yelling:

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"
(If that's not a bully what is?)does he really care about people or are they like dirt, or earth to him???you be the jugde he's your imaginary jehovah.

Like he's so important and everybody has to worship him or else they are toast.,,,, I don't know about you,,, but sometimes I feel good when a bully gets a taste of his own medicine. Now I don't like to see anyone suffer,, but,,, remember,, this is just imaginary,, so he really not suffering just imagining he is suffering,,I know for sure that, it has got to be the only way he will learn is that he gets a good taste of how it feels to be bullied,Why you ask? because:(oh did I mention I think he is stubborn too), his "word" says "he never changes" so he's not very reasonable is he?(LOL) don't exspect a open mind when trying to explain things to him his mind is made up from the begining of time.

A good kick square in the bum oughta do it(LOL).Can you picture it in your mind? It's just an imaginary picture,, funny isn't it?.

I mean even if he is the "true god" like he says he is, he can prove it, by simply showing us,, how really humbles he is,,, by deliberatly undergoing a,, thurough ass kicking by Thor.
Then we can all see how humble this god "really" is,, let that be the test,,,and let the test begin,,, come on you big jehobubba step up to the plate,,,if he's humble I think he would do it.

Try to picture this jeho-what-his-name bending over to humbly let Thor kick him square up the center, now that's what I call humble,,man I would be so impress with a genuine desplay of humility like that,, what a good will gesture on his part, why just think,, if this jeho god is willing to die for us surely he wouldn't mind having his ass getting kicked about to prove his love for us,,,.,,, and after he's proven his love,,,then maybe we should give him a pat on the back, or bow to him if that's what he wants so bad, or maybe just give him a trophy or a metal to pin on his hairy(white as clean wool) chest(LOL).He is cuddly I admit like a teddy bear.I'm mean he is a little bloody, and lymp or what ever it is you get when your a figment of the imagination and you get your ass brutally kicked by a superior god like Thor the ALmighty(LOL). You need a good imagination to see him all helpless and cuddly with the you-know-what kick out of him, he'll never need a laxitive again, judging from the power of Thor's kicks.

And like Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself",,,now maybe there are some around here who feel that,,,,, that applies to everbody except "jeho-bubba", but if we are suppose to imitate "jeho-bubba" and love our nieghbors just "like he loves them" well I just don't know???,, after all,, he kills them when they don't give him enough attention,, well I mean,,, this Jeho-bubba got to be pretty attention starved to kill for it...., I, I, just don't know if that really is a good idea do you? No wonder so many people feel it is alright to kill people if they don't beleive in your god, jeho-bubba, they are just created in his image after all and he set such a bad example that's what his follower do when they really follow him,, atleast ,,the real zealous ones. oh may jehovah be blessed!!

Do you think he would get his backside kicked to an inch of his life by the likes of Thor the Mighty God of Thunder????It's all in your head,, come on you can picture it,,, but don't be afraid to laugh,,, or crack a little smile.

Or what about some of these anglo gods, I bet they put a hurten on this
Jeho-Bubba-Dubba-Do??? (Formerly JHWH tetragramma-oh-whatever now JBDD(LOL)

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On the same idea as JHVH VS THOR.. Bible, Comics, Hollywood Matchup

by gitasatsangha in

then there is the always difficult matcup between superman, silver surfer, neo, and jehovah.

strengths: .

superman: really strong, really fast, loyal, x-ray vision, heat-beam vision.. jehovah: invisible, immortal, irradiates faces, can destroy entire cities (superman can also do this, but wouldn't of course), supposedly omnipotent and omniscient.

frankiespeakin

I like this under the heading of weaknesses:

Jehovah: Slow responce time->Took thousands of years to kick Satan out of heaven. Showoff->Used ten plagues to defeat a bronze age despot in Egypt. Is less popular then his son. His edicts are widely ignored. Hasn't really done anything of note in a long time. Tends to delegate to angels and humans. Has anger management problems.

I think some serious cartoons using the the recent computor technology would make millions on these themes.

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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!

frankiespeakin

I just want to thank everyone who posted on this thread. I think you all have added to the beauty of the myth, thank you!

On,

I beseach you to, please change the forum of this thread to "bible", for there is where it truley belongs.

I realize you have control and so I ask please for the favor, "pretty please with sugar on it"!

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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!

by frankiespeakin in

i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!

frankiespeakin

This is a revision of the revision of the first post:

I mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around. Sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!! and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.

Seems like he is so lonely that he needs all of your attention,,, I mean what a loser,,,LOL, he got to threaten people to worship him, come on I can only be so,,,, gulible! that's lame,,I admit I was pretty gulible for many years, I think this not a real god.

I have even read in his "OWN WORD" that he likes to pick on persons way smaller than himself ((((((Bully!!!)))))). Runs around the heavens stomping his feet all macho and war like, like he's stomping grapes but, really its symbolic for people!!!!,, what a sicko!!!,, Hitler was a saint in,, comparision,,, kicking anybody's bum smaller than his, just because they don't please him,,, scaring the living day light out of poor frightened people yelling:

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"

"I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"
(If that's not a bully what is?)Like he so important and everybody has to worship him or else they are toast.,,,, I don't know about you,,, but sometimes I feel good when a bully gets a taste of his own medicine. Now I don't like to see anyone suffer,, but,,, all I know that, has got to be the only way he will learn is that he gets a good taste of how it feels to be bullied,(oh did I mention I think he is stubborn too), his "word" says "he never changes" so he's not very reasonable is he?(LOL) don't exspect a open mind when trying to explain things to him his mind is made up from the begining of time.

A good kick square in the bum oughta do it(LOL).Can you picture it in your mind?

I mean even if he is the "true god" like he says he is, he can prove it, by showing us how really humbles he is by deliberatly under going a through ass kicking by Thor.Lets see if he is a great as he claims he is, let him step up to the plate,, and,,, get his ass in position,,, that's right bend over,,, a little more,,, OK Thor have at it!!!

Then we can all see how humble this god really is,, let that be the test,,,and let the test begin,,,,then if he's humble then maybe we should give him a pat on the back, or bow to him if that's what he wants so bad, or give him a trophy or a metal to pin on his hairy(white as clean wool) chest(LOL).He is cuddly I admit like a teddy bear.

And like Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself",,,now maybe there are some around here who feel that,,,,, that applies to everbody except "jeho-bubba", but if we are suppose to imitate "jeho-bubba" and love our nieghbors just "like he loves them" well I just don't know???,, after all,, he kills them when they don't give him enough attention,, well I mean,,, this Jeho-bubba got to be pretty attention starved to kill for it...., I, I, just don't know if that really is a good idea do you? No wonder so many people feel it is alright to kill people if they don't beleive in your god, jeho-bubba, they are just created in his image after all and he set such a bad example that's what his follower do,, atleast ,,the real zealous ones. oh may jehovah be blessed!!

Do you think he would get his backside kicked to an inch of his life by the likes of Thor the Mighty God of Thunder????It's all in your head,, come on you can picture it,,, but don't be afraid to laugh,,, or crack a little smile.

Or what about some of these anglo gods, I bet they put a hurten on this
Jeho-Bubba-Dubba-Do???(Formerly JHWH tetragramma-oh-whatever now JBDD)