Posts by Hairtrigger

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I've created a survey

by pale.emperor in

hi guys.

thanks for taking part in the previous poll i did about disfellowshipping.. i've created a survey here: https://goo.gl/atcm22.

and the results will be published here: https://goo.gl/qzqzjd.

God bless the man who invented yoga pants

by Chook in

sitting with my son in shopping centre, a girl walks past and then he said the above statement.

i thought it he said it.

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Where is the proof?

by stuckinarut2 in

we all know that the governing body claim to be "god's representatives" and the "faithful and discreet slave" that dispenses spiritual food..... but where is the proof?.

according to the bible (if we just for a moment take it as a reliable source), all of god's representatives in the past furnished proof of their appointment - not just self referential claims or statements.. for instance, moses and aaron performed miracles before pharaoh (such as the snake staffs.).

other prophets performed signs and miracles such as making the sun stand still, healing sick people, making walls fall down, etc etc.... even jesus performed miracles as proof of his divine appointment!.

Hairtrigger

Their greatest miracle performed before the world stage is- MAKING THE ORGANIZATION DISAPPEAR IN RUSSIA!

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Russell's Pyramidology Originated In Edinburgh Scotland

by cofty in

the edinburgh city observatory sits atop calton hill at the east end of the city centre adjacent to burn's monument, scotland's national monument modelled on the parthenon, and nelson's monument with the time ball that falls at 1pm every day except sundays.. .

the second astronomer royal of edinburgh was charles piazzi smyth (jan. 1819 - feb. 1900).

smyth was a man of many and varied interests including meteorology, producing weather observations that still form an important part of uk climate records to this day.. building on the work of james taylor, smyth became fascinated by the great pyramid of egypt at giza.

Hairtrigger

WHAT SPARKY1 AND BERRYGERRY SAID!

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Oct 2017 W/T on love.

by WHATSGOINGON in

the october 2017 wt study article (simplified).

let us consider some examples of fake love.

when satan talked to eve in the garden of eden, what he said made it seem that he wanted the best for her.

Hairtrigger

So using their intuitive and inspired rationalization read _"beamed down knowledge to the GB" on this matter there must have been a heck of a lot of sinners with hidden bones in secret cupboards since congs are shutting down faster than the GB can take a piss!

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Speaking for God: The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses

by Tahoe in

very well put together!.

https://youtu.be/yyxg8klhtve.

Hairtrigger

Listening to these bastards is akin to letting the wolf into the fold. Effing insidious SOBs.

Condescending charlatans speaking to 5 year olds.

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Caption Comp

by Tallon in

well now; filming on the set of 'planet of the apes' was a blast.

being the 'muscle' in general aldo's militia was a great opportunity for kicking some serious butt.

i'm looking forward to having another crack at it.. .

Hairtrigger

I'd love to give you guys a sermon on the mount but...my females have deserted me!!!

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Evolutionist on their deathbed.

by Nimble duck in

i would really like to read the thoughts of an evolutionist as they lie on their deathbed.

their "honest to nogod" thoughts.

their terrors.

Hairtrigger

Now fimble suck he was smart

He thought like chain lightening

and had a mind like a dart

His I.Q quite frightening

He once posed a question

Had atheists all stumped

Their minds all aflutter

And hearts totally slumped

For the q was great

Full of pith and moment that rate

Among the top qs asked

from when time began till date

He was educated and had

A pitch perfect degree

'N GPA of 6, from Hobo U'versity!

He'd discovered there was a god

And invented a heaven to boot

So when yu cash in your chips

Yu hasten there toot!toot!

JW land, now, was totally agog

At this genius in their midst

The space traveller Pillius Pogg

Imediately they petitioned

Warwicks seven clowns sans a fee

To award Dimball duck

An effing PH.d.

Now Doc.duck with his question

Comes to this forum cock sure

He gonna stump all the atheists

And make believers of all here.

And further to boot

he jibes as he taunts

"Squirm squirm all yu atheists

Yu got no answer to flaunt!"

Now McDuck yu dumb ass

Yu total McF**k

Your question's as asanine

As your logic's unstuck

Now warwick may consider yu

A rocket scientist of renown

Since yu've travelled to hobotown

And returned safe and sound

But here you've trampled

On new horizons obscure

That your slick IQ of six

Will never comprehend for sure

So leave atheism to the atheists

And take that intelligence aged three

To a kingdom hall near yu

And spout your theory for free!

For believe me the JW's

Will lap up your spiel

And consider yu annointed

And crown yu Jah's zeal

Might even annoint yu

As Jesus their king

And shower yu with money

Ah the sound of " Cha Ching!!"

But for fcuk sake get lost

And take your fantasy with you

The Jw's will lap it up

I ain't shittin yu!

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why does WT quote from sources they don't believe in?

by NikL in

and why doesn't it bother anyone when they do?.

for instance they quote a bit from the matthew henry commentary on the whole bible.

they will use it to prove their point on something.

Hairtrigger

Diety of Christ is apostate thinking. Since They have quoted from a book that propagates this it makes them complicit in encouraging apostate readership. Shouldn't the GB members be quesioned, reproved and df'ed?

They would jump to it if it was one of the minions in a Congo. Back room third degree.and then df the poor bastard.

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Fewer christians (and other religions) and more with NO RELIGION in Australia

by fulltimestudent in

jw
friends

the results of the last australian census are trickling out, and the results offer an insight into the changing concepts of contemporary aussies.. in 1966 only 0.8 % marked 'no religion' on their census form.. in 2001 those marking 'no religion" had grown to 16%.. and in 2016 those marking 'no religion" had grown to 29.6%.. so more non-believers than any other group.

catholics (the previous largest group) were now only 22.5% of australians.. ________________________.

the other interesting change is language,.

Hairtrigger

What is the Muslim population at present?