Posts by Hairtrigger

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THE IMPONDERABLES TOPIC (Enter at your own risk)

by Terry in

i suggest taking this slowly .

.. consider the difference between taking a poll about an upcoming election and the actual vote itself on the day of the election.. the information gathered about what the vote will be is provisional.

the vote on the day of the election is actual and official.. it is the one that counts.. now, carefully ask yourself what the specific difference--if any--there is between the poll information and the election result as an identical knowledge of.

Hairtrigger

This website rocks. The cardinal rule of evolutionary thought is think the unthinkable. And rethink the think that is unthinkable! And evolve.

If the 8 million village idiots, who masquerade as the only ones with a supreme cranium connection to the divine fountainhead of knowledge ( they have more s**t in their heads than their ass) would,miraculously, get to this website and peruse through the intellectual river that runs through it , perhaps they might overcome being the witless witnesses they are programmed to be. Perhaps. Methinks!! Or is that unthinkable?

Thanks Terry, and everybody else on this thread.

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Guess who...

by sooner7nc in

jw
friends

...just passed his last nursing final and is now a graduate nurse?.

Hairtrigger

'Carry On Nurse'! Way to go mate!!!

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What song would you dedicate to the WT?

by StarTrekAngel in

jw
friends

what song would you dedicate to the wt if you knew they would be listening?

put the title or post some of the lyrics for those of us that may not know it.

first thing that comes to my mind.. are the following... .

Hairtrigger

"Sitting on apark bench

Eying little girls with bad intent...."

Aqualung..Jethro Tull!!

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WT Library

by MsTruthSeeker2014 in

does anyone have the link to dl the wt library?

i was looking for some mag from the 1900s and see that the jw org site only goes back to 2000.

Hairtrigger

Marked. Thankyou everyone!

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does the wt always carefully phrase sentences so as to never take blame?

by sowhatnow in

im recalling a time when i sat and circled words in a watchtower article, indicating strongly the fact that it is in fact the writters opinion.. however just the suggestion in the sentence these words are ignored.. for example.

it is our understanding.

we believe this to be the case.

Hairtrigger

Circumlocutory, prevaricating,mealymouthed,equivocating,dissimulative S.O.Bs of a bastard religion !

Now that I've got that off my capricious chest here's a thought. Every religion was made by males. All of them are wrong. Females had nothing to do with them.

Maybe if the gentler gender put their maiden heads together we might hit on one that isn't so homosexu....!! Heck I got that wrong too...Damn I need another drink!!!

Curse their "vacillatory", mendacious indoctrination ! Duplicitious G.B. pups from Perfidious whores!!

I'm done for! They've made me hopelessly ambivalent now!! Where's that damn drink!!!

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Thank You From Captives of a Concept

by Cameron_Don in

jw
friends

i wanted to thank so many who have taken the time and effort to read and recommend captives of a concept over the past decade.. for those who have not seen it, there is an interview on youtube that may have helped some witnesses begin the process of getting the sense of the way the watchtower religion actually works.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trkrpia-3q.

don cameron.

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Hairtrigger

Just went on my "Immediate Read" list .Thank You.

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Merry Pantsmas Everyone!

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

okay, i posted this in a thread that got locked and buried.

since then i've been really busy and have overdosed on christmas music in the past week.

so, i'm resurrecting this "holy day" holiday that most people will unknowingly be celebrating tomorrow.

Hairtrigger

Tony -the- turd has graciously agreed to be Father Pantamus- if we promise solemnly -on our apostate word of honor - not to bugger him while he bends over to kiss his tight -ass- timothy- bottom; as a penitent gesture for his artless remarks on constricting lower- body-wear!!

Tickets to view this phenomenal contortionistic feat ,are available at JW.Org. First come first serve.

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THE TRUTH IS AN ILLUSION and here is the process which proves it.

by Terry in

a wall is a wall, right?

question: what if each day a brick was removed and replaced with wood?.

the watchtower religion pretends to be like a brick wall built of truth.. however, each brick of truth been replaced with wood (changing opinion.).

Hairtrigger

Marked.

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El, Baal and JHVH

by Doug Mason in

one of the most important sources that we have for the most ancient stages of the religion of israel are some epic texts about the gods of canaan that were found in an archaeological excavation in a place called ras shamra (ancient ugarit) early in the twentieth century.

these epics reveal a very rich ancient canaanite mythology, especially in the elaborated stories of the gods el and baal and their rivals and consorts.

while, of course, the israelite branch of the canaanite group partly defined itself through the rejection of this mythology, much of the imagery and narrative allusions that we find in the works of the israelite prophets, the psalms, and other biblical poetic texts are best illuminated through comparison with these ancient texts.

Hairtrigger

Thanks Doug. I'll keep that in mind.

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Another 607 / 587 BCE question, How do JW's fix the 20 years ??

by run dont walk in

ok, since all the evidence and people/scholars etc, all agree that jerusalem was destroyed in 587/586 bce and not 607 bce.

how do the jw's get the extra 20 years, i understand the 2520 years and going back from 1914. but alot of the proof goes by adding up the kings reigns, and it gets you to the 587/586 date, do jw's simply add on a few years for each king, or is their a mystery king that ruled for 20 years that only they know about.. hhhhhhmmmmmmm.

hope my question makes sense.

Hairtrigger

Marked for future reference