Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)

by ackack 18 Replies latest social humour

  • ackack
    ackack

    Here is my second installment of auto-generated society content.

    http://neocrat.com/toc.php

    ackack

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    Hee hee! Great stuff! And you managed to drop in the three most beautiful words ever brought together: Celebrated Watchtower Scholars

    Too funny!

    Dave

  • OldSoul
    OldSoul

    p.3 Cities -- Harmful or Helpful?
    p.9 Should you Cope in the Moon?
    p.13 Irritating Lions -- A Key to a Good Marriage
    p.19 Condescending Ministerial Servents -- How Do You View Them?
    p.22 When Will Carrots and Work-mates Live in Peace?
    p.29 Adopting Satan's Endangered Fellow Slaves -- The Bible's Viewpoint
    p.31 I Hyperactively Threatened Disobedient Wives

    ROFL -> p. 19

  • ackack
    ackack

    Just as before, hitting refresh gives you a brand new table of contents. I should really put some instructions on there or something.

    ackack

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Once again you are cracking me up. You should become a comedian or something.

  • TD
    TD

    p.31 I Hastily Made Peace With Annoyed Women

    Hey, some of these are truer to life than the real thing.

  • doogie
    doogie
    p.31 I Busily Set Fire to Stressed-out Orphans

    very, very nice. man, this is hilarious. grade A!

  • Midget-Sasquatch
    Midget-Sasquatch

    That was fun!

    p.3 Brains -- Harmful or Helpful?

    p.31 I Lovingly Stumbled Spiritually Weak Wives

  • tall penguin
    tall penguin

    My top 10 faves (so far):
    p.17 Young People Ask: What's the Harm in Eating Disrespectful Elders?
    p.17 Flirting With Cocoa Beans -- Harmless Exercise Or Something More?
    p.23 What Should I Do With My Depressed Goldfish?
    p.15 Coping With Your Intergalactic Bethelites -- The Bible's Viewpoint
    p.10 Young People Ask: What's the Harm in Understanding Redundant Celebrated Watchtower Scholars?
    p.29 When Will Men Mock Cocoa Beans in Peace?
    p.10 Spiritually Weak Manta Rays -- There Is a Solution!
    p.23 What Should I Do With Satan's Angry Penguins?
    p.31 The Bible Helped Me Talk To Depressed Cocoa Beans
    p.12 Intergalactic Manta Rays -- What Can Be Done?
    tp

  • ackack
    ackack

    Made some more small tweaks. Should be more sensible now. Bigger vocab.

    Its tricky auto-generating content. I think I would need to create a more sophisiticated parsing language to create neat sentences. Oh well, this will do for now.

    ackack

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