Awake/Watchtower TOC Generator (pee your pants warning)

by ackack 18 Replies latest social humour

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus
    p.31 Cats -- Evidence of Members of the Opposite Sex Providing For Aerosol Cans

    That one is precious.

  • riotgirlpeeps
    riotgirlpeeps
    p.21 Disrespectful Dead Sea Scrolls -- What Can Be Done?

    *cheers*

    This is priceless, I loved the assembly themes too!

    -Riot

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    LMAO!! I love it!

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    You better not let Brooklyn get ahold of this - there will be a lot of writers out of work. It's sort of like a "plot wheel", used for churning out pulp novels.

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Too funny! Here's my top 3:

    p.3 What Are Rationally Authoratative Window-washers Doing For Mankind?
    p.22 Do You Want to Skillfully Terrorize? The Bible Can Help You
    p.26 Pets or Guns -- How Should You Decide?

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan
    Don't miss this years Delighting in Hopeful Service District Assembly!

    LOL

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    P. 23 The bible helped me set fire to drugs.

    P.31 Your condescending beliefs-from what source?

    P.27 Not being overcome by petty orphans.

    and my favorite....

    P.9 Helping your ministerial servants to longingly wash. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    P.9 Demonic Philosophers from Brooklyn.

    How true.

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal
    p.23 Questions From Readers: Why does the Bible make no mention of Celebrated Watchtower Scholars Dancing With Tires?

    This is TOO funny!

    Kwin

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