by ballistic 30 Replies latest jw friends
The fact is, I've been living a lie, I'm gay \ a lesbian \ only 14
I'm sorry - I got hit on the head this morning and I really have no idea who you are
And so you see, technically I'm a eunuch
I really like your sister
A man knocked on my door this morning and told me amazing stuff about the Jehovah's Witnesses
I truly said the last one to a girlfriend I was keen to remove myself from when I was a teenager. Worked a treat except I became a jw.......
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS:
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS
"WE NEED TO STOP HURTING EACH OTHER.
"I'm just going outside. I may be sometime."
"Have we met?"
"Let's just be friends" always the kiss of death
"I think you should leave... and take our son with you."
i'm sorry , your in your THIRTIES! thats just too old for me now, i love your 17 yr old sister...
(and you wonder why im BITTER) lol
Lying in bed one morning...
Me: "So, did you enjoy your weekend in [Name of city] with Rob?" (Rob, "just-a-friend")
Her: "Uh-huh"
Me (half-joking): "You [had intercourse with] him, didn't you?"
Her (looking shocked): No! Of course not! How could you even think that?"
Me (quickly): "I'll bet you [gave him oral pleasures] though."
Her: [silence]
Me (genuinely shocked): "Holy [bleep]!... You did!"
