Things said to end a relationship

by ballistic 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic

    The fact is, I've been living a lie, I'm gay \ a lesbian \ only 14

    I'm sorry - I got hit on the head this morning and I really have no idea who you are

    And so you see, technically I'm a eunuch

    I really like your sister

    A man knocked on my door this morning and told me amazing stuff about the Jehovah's Witnesses

  • doofdaddy

    I truly said the last one to a girlfriend I was keen to remove myself from when I was a teenager. Worked a treat except I became a jw.......

  • Gretchen956

    50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

    The problem is all inside your head
    She said to me
    The answer is easy if you
    Take it logically
    I’d like to help you in your struggle
    To be free
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your lover

    She said it’s really not my habit
    To intrude
    Furthermore, I hope my meaning
    Won’t be lost or misconstrued
    But I’ll repeat myself
    At the risk of being crude
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your lover
    Fifty ways to leave your lover

    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don’t need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free

    She said it grieves me so
    To see you in such pain
    I wish there was something I could do
    To make you smile again
    I said I appreciate that
    And would you please explain
    About the fifty ways

    She said why don’t we both
    Just sleep on it tonight
    And I believe in the morning
    You’ll begin to see the light
    And then she kissed me
    And I realized she probably was right
    There must be fifty ways
    To leave your lover
    Fifty ways to leave your lover


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  • ballistic

    "I'm just going outside. I may be sometime."

  • Elsewhere

    "Have we met?"

  • mrsjones5

    "Let's just be friends" always the kiss of death

  • daystar

    "I think you should leave... and take our son with you."

  • candidlynuts

    i'm sorry , your in your THIRTIES! thats just too old for me now, i love your 17 yr old sister...

    (and you wonder why im BITTER) lol

  • daystar

    Lying in bed one morning...

    Me: "So, did you enjoy your weekend in [Name of city] with Rob?" (Rob, "just-a-friend")

    Her: "Uh-huh"

    Me (half-joking): "You [had intercourse with] him, didn't you?"

    Her (looking shocked): No! Of course not! How could you even think that?"

    Me (quickly): "I'll bet you [gave him oral pleasures] though."

    Her: [silence]

    Me (genuinely shocked): "Holy [bleep]!... You did!"

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