by JH 49 Replies latest jw friends
to a customer or cashier: Never trust a skinny chef! after a long absence: I ain't seen you in a coon's age! to my employees:
Time to lean, time to clean!
when astounded/taken aback/ suprised:
Well chop my dick off and call me Sussie!
At a small raise in a poker game:
I'd pay ( X amount ) to watch a monkey f**k a football!
Sniff lightly, and there will be enough for all of us.
Heavens to Murgatroid!
"I don't know about you guys, but I love the new Moby album!"
GBL
Sniff lightly, and there will be enough for all of us.
reminds me of lay one out the size of i 75.
nervous as a whore in church
hornier than a 2 pecker billy goat
shes rode more people than a grayhound bus
shit id eat it
"I never lie, never, but the truth is not for everyone." Old Jesuit saying.
Meet him in a bar, leave em in a bar.
When someone calls another a whore or slut and it's not fitting I say:The difference between a slut and a whore is: a slut get what she wants and whore get what she gets.
I owe my grandma for both of those.
When descibing someone who is a bit stupid-
"The wheel is still turning, but the hampster is dead"
Meet him in a bar, leave em in a bar.When someone calls another a whore or slut and it's not fitting I say:The difference between a slut and a whore is: a slut get whay she wants and whore get what she gets.
I owe my grandma for both of those.
A slut will sleep with anyone a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
I think I might have to use some of these...they're pretty funny.
When someone is trying to provoke me in RL I usually tell them: "You're just a squirrel in my world tryin' to find a nut".
Lea
