What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use? (page 4)

gringojj

Resplendent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How fortunate we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

troucul

tetrapod: I say : SACRE MERDE= HOLY SHIT!

To my wife I often say: "You're an IDIOT"

To my 14-month old son I say: "You're FAT"

To my first line supervisor I say: "Shut up, ya damn bald headed ARIAN"

To all females I say: "What do you know? You're just a girl!"

To my older brother I say: "BORING"

I guess it all depends on who I'm talking to.

THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA------PATRICK STAR

loosie

What I have been known to say:

Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

Don't get your panites twisted

Don't get your boxers in a bunch

Funny ones I've heard:

That is slicker than owl shit on a door knob.

I am so hungry my belly button is touching my spine

Soledad

the ones I use:

"I'm experiencing deja vu all over again"

"absofuckinglutely!"

"go take a long walk off a short pier"

"you're slower than molasses in January"

"nadas sin empaparte" (translation: you're so slick you can take a swim and not even get wet)

"cool beans!"

I am so hungry my belly button is touching my spine

I used to say that way back when!

kls

If there is some place you need to go and have no way to get there ,,,,,,,,,shit in your shoe and slid there

DanTheMan

higher than giraffe pussy

lol!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ is a great one, but usually too rude for most people, so I have to use it very sparingly.

GentlyFeral

"I'd pay to see that!" – said of the odd things my friends do, or of something unusual and interesting.
"I've already told you more than I know." – when the conversation is about to veer toward speculation.
"Jesus wants me for a hippie" – by way of explaining how I got so "countercultural" post-jaydub.
"Let us all raise our middle fingers in salute!" – never said where the boss can hear you.
Another one to be used sparingly:"If F*ck were this clueless, we'd never get laid!"
And one I had to quit using:"Jesus Christ on a grilled cheese sandwich!"

g en tly f er al

Same thing only different...in my best North Carolina drawl.

It's all good.

Beats a swift kick in the dick.

He's / She's gone fishing. (When trying to be nice about a person being mentally impaired....usually drugs)

Shittin in tall cotton.

But my absolute favorite thing to say is: It's not so much _____________ as it is _________. Example: It's not so much that I think you are uneducated, as it is that you are lacking mental ability. It's not so much that Texas is a shitehole as it's Oklahoma's outhouse.

If you say these types of sayings fast enough people don't catch it that you are insulting them even further. LOL

jgnat

Mine aren't nearly as colorful. I am overly fond of the word flibbertigibbet. I think it sounds cool. Oh yea, I say Kewl much too much.

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2004/02/25.html

Golden Girl

Another Judge Judy fan:

On my WORST day I'm smarter than you are on your BEST day!

More to follow when I remember them..

It's a bummer getting old!

I forget what I forgot!

Snoozy...

What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?