What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?

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  • gringojj


    How fortunate we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • troucul

    tetrapod: I say : SACRE MERDE= HOLY SHIT!

    To my wife I often say: "You're an IDIOT"

    To my 14-month old son I say: "You're FAT"

    To my first line supervisor I say: "Shut up, ya damn bald headed ARIAN"

    To all females I say: "What do you know? You're just a girl!"

    To my older brother I say: "BORING"

    I guess it all depends on who I'm talking to.


  • loosie

    What I have been known to say:

    Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

    Don't get your panites twisted

    Don't get your boxers in a bunch

    Funny ones I've heard:

    That is slicker than owl shit on a door knob.

    I am so hungry my belly button is touching my spine

  • Soledad

    the ones I use:

    "I'm experiencing deja vu all over again"


    "go take a long walk off a short pier"

    "you're slower than molasses in January"

    "nadas sin empaparte" (translation: you're so slick you can take a swim and not even get wet)

    "cool beans!"

    I am so hungry my belly button is touching my spine

    I used to say that way back when!

  • kls

    If there is some place you need to go and have no way to get there ,,,,,,,,,shit in your shoe and slid there

  • DanTheMan
    higher than giraffe pussy


    Jesus Tapdancing Christ is a great one, but usually too rude for most people, so I have to use it very sparingly.

  • GentlyFeral

    • "I'd pay to see that!" – said of the odd things my friends do, or of something unusual and interesting.
    • "I've already told you more than I know." – when the conversation is about to veer toward speculation.
    • "Jesus wants me for a hippie" – by way of explaining how I got so "countercultural" post-jaydub.
    • "Let us all raise our middle fingers in salute!" – never said where the boss can hear you.
    • Another one to be used sparingly:"If F*ck were this clueless, we'd never get laid!"
    • And one I had to quit using:"Jesus Christ on a grilled cheese sandwich!"

    g en tly f er al

  • EvilForce

    Same thing only different...in my best North Carolina drawl.

    It's all good.

    Beats a swift kick in the dick.

    He's / She's gone fishing. (When trying to be nice about a person being mentally impaired....usually drugs)

    Shittin in tall cotton.

    But my absolute favorite thing to say is: It's not so much _____________ as it is _________. Example: It's not so much that I think you are uneducated, as it is that you are lacking mental ability. It's not so much that Texas is a shitehole as it's Oklahoma's outhouse.

    If you say these types of sayings fast enough people don't catch it that you are insulting them even further. LOL

  • jgnat

    Mine aren't nearly as colorful. I am overly fond of the word flibbertigibbet. I think it sounds cool. Oh yea, I say Kewl much too much.


  • Golden Girl
    Golden Girl

    Another Judge Judy fan:

    On my WORST day I'm smarter than you are on your BEST day!

    More to follow when I remember them..

    It's a bummer getting old!

    I forget what I forgot!


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