What funny "Saying" do you sometimes use?

by JH 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    skin a marink my dink is pink!

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    More,

    "Kill two birds with one stone" I was always trying to do that as a single parent, be efficient.

    "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator

    slicker than a minnows dick

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator

    dummer than owl shit

    higher than giraffe pussy

  • jaffacake
    jaffacake

    "I'm not superstitious....its unlucky to be superstitious!"

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    Even a blind hog can find an acorn once in a while....She's riddin the broom today...

  • JH
    JH

    A broken clock gives the right time twice a day

  • zulukai
    zulukai

    Dummer'n a sack of hammers.
    Shit on a stick!
    Do chickens have lips?

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    This one my ex-#3 used to say, and imagine the vision it conjures:

    Take a flying F at a rolling donut.

  • DelTheFunkyHomosapien
    DelTheFunkyHomosapien

    "You'll only shit in my mouth once"

    To someone noisy, annoying...

    "Do you know the turtle song"?

    "No"

    "Well pull your head in and shut the fuck up"

    "Like chucking a brick down main street"

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