How does he feel about nude worship?
Silly Satanus, don't you know? We are all nude underneath our clothes. And somewhere in the Bible I am pretty sure it says that God, like Superman, has x-ray vision.
"They're pink," said Superman.
Does God Care If We Get All Dressed Up To Worship Him?
by Honesty 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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FlyingHighNow
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Satanus
Flyin
A jw girlfriend i almost had once said that to me once. Thanks for reminding me. *Sigh*
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FlyingHighNow
Flyin
A jw girlfriend i almost had once said that to me once. Thanks for reminding me. *Sigh*
S
That hers were pink? Oooooo a tease, huh? But you loved it.
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Satanus
No, the part about being nekid under our clothes. She got herself dfd shortly after.
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FlyingHighNow
No, the part about being nekid under our clothes. She got herself dfd shortly after.
S
Oooooooo, a tease, but more to the point and quicker to get to the big stuff.
Oh and interesting that you spelled it nekid. The late, great Louis Grizzard always said that naked means you don't have on any clothes. Nekid means you don't have on any clothes and you're up to something.
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Satanus
you're up to something
Hmmm, i see. Guess she was, alright.
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Satanus
I was a good dub at the time, and i wouldn't go where she was going, dammit.
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candidlynuts
as a jw i thought wearing uncomfortable panty hose was a requirement for everlasting life.
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FlyingHighNow
I was a good dub at the time, and i wouldn't go where she was going, dammit.
S
But then you might have a kid running round somewhere. Probably good that you didn't. I'm proud of you for havin' self control.
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FlyingHighNow
as a jw i thought wearing uncomfortable panty hose was a requirement for everlasting life.
And never, no never show up in backless shoes.