Next big Dallas fest... when? (page 12)

FMZ

The walk is on the morning of November 5th, and I think the party is going to be starting later that day (the walk is very short, only three miles). If I recall correctly, Hemp Lover's house is a short way out of Dallas, but not too far. Really, turning up at this fest will be worth it to see Hempy's house alone, it's awesome!

FMZ

FOSHLL

This fest of sorts will clearly be fun because I will be there.

I make everything f-u-n and such. I'm laid back and that's what makes it f-u-n!

But I have to lay down some rules up on the frizzont...

1. There shall be no edible animal products of any kind available, because they smell sort of funky.

2. Bathroom visits are to be rationed, you are allowed 1 bathroom visit and it is to last no longer than 30 seconds. If you spend less than 30 seconds, a 'rollover' reward will be applied to your seconds and you can put them towards either another bathroom break or a brand new El Camino with 490,000 miles on it.

3. Monogrammed ice cubes are forbidden, they do not bring pleasantries with them.

4. Talking is not permitted, it vexes me. However, you may partake in small talk using sign language. I will show you the sign language alphabet at 7:24 PM and you'd best remember all of the letters because writing down your sentences on a piece of paper to communicate is not encouraged, in fact it is frowned upon in most societies including the Ekki ekki ekki ekki PTANG! BOING! Znerrrrrwiggum! society, and that is my society.

5. Music that uses the note of C in it is poppycock, it shall not be played. This does not include that song by Coldplay that everyone loves because, although a C chord is used in the song, there is also a capo used so it's not really the same thing, it's actually like a D#, and those are okay.

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If you do not follow these rules I will discontinue the use of happiness and a throwdown will ensue.

Just kidding.

Umm...I'll play my guitar if y'all want.

-Toddy

horrible life

ATTENTION ATTENTION

It seems like my plans for Saturday evening have changed.

If anyone, anyone, would like my company please call. Need a babysitter? Dog-walker? Pooper-scooper? Please Call HL

Sparkplug

Umm...I'll play my guitar if y'all want.
-Toddy

Now that I would love!

As far as the rules...I really smiled when I read them. Teeth and all!

Sparkplug

HL-???

It seems like my plans for Saturday evening have changed.
If anyone, anyone, would like my company please call. Need a babysitter? Dog-walker? Pooper-scooper? Please Call HL

I thought you were joining us? Don't ya know it does not stop until Sunday AM...or so I have been told.

Decki