My parents left before I did, a few years ago. My story isn't that interesting, so I'll shutup in one paragraph. I stopped going to meetings when I was 10, followed shortly by indefinite absence at field service, resulting in emotional growth, discovery of all the crap that the organization does, and a hell of a lot of invented euphemisms. See, I told you that I'd shutup now, but I don't want to. Ah! I know how I can get myself to shutup! My sister was bitten by a moose once. No, really, I swear! My sister was bitten by a moo-- We apologize for the inconvenience. Those in charge of biography-writing have just been sacked. Continue with your film.