rebel8,if you apply a little "HP Bold steak sauce" they will think it`s dinner....LOL!...OUTLAW
Things my kitten needs to know
by rebel8 14 Replies latest social humour
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Sith
Things cat owners need to know:
1) They are CATS
2) They will always be CATS
3) Other cultures eat CATS
4) Your cute little kitten is someone else's dinner -
riotgirlpeeps
I have a dog and a kitten. So now instead of one set of eyes begging as I go to prepare food I have two. And the kitten runs circles around the dog while he's eating. Oh may I add that if my hand is away from my body it does not mean it has morphed into something to stalk.
And divebombing on me while sleeping earns one kitten a night in the bathroom.
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talesin
lol @ Rebel
Kitten,
My back is not a landing pad for flying kittens. Those fur-covered razor blades HURT!
The wires on my MP3 player are not chew toys.
No, the broom is not an ancient kitten-torture implement. There's no need for you to be so askeered of it.
Humans don't usually get up every two hours for a play session - we like to sleep at least 3/4 hours at a time.
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katiekitten
I love kittens. And cats.
Im a cat person.
My daughters middle name is kitten. But shes a dog person. (I dont remember 7 yr olds having an opinion on it - I thought they came under their parents jurisdiction on that one)