Yeah..............
I'll be standing by with my phone to call the firemen and my garden hose to try to put out the roof fire that the ghetto people (white and black........so don't take this as racist) in my neighborhood might set with their hundreds of dollars worth of rockets and whatever.
They don't have money for the essentials of life other than beer and smokes but sure manage to spend a lot on fireworks.
And while I'm in the back yard.........I will have my .380 in my back pocket for insurance purposes.
I haven't had a fire yet (yet = your eligible too) but a couple of other houses in the 'hood have on this wonderful day of celebration.
But now that I think of it..........my house is worth more on my complete replacable insurance policy than it is if I try to sell it.
Never mind the phone and the hose.
HappyDad