EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW

by Terry 78 Replies latest jw friends

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  avishai

  kls....Why does Dubya look like a monkey? (Hoping another monkey might know)

  As primates, we're ALL monkey's. Don't kid yourself!! My turn. Why is it that when someon with androgenous features to begin with, who then goes out of their way to dress like th opposite gender (think "Pat" from saturday night live) get's WAYYY offended when you mistake their gender. Example. To gas station attendant "Excuse me sir, I can never get my sideburns that straight, how do you do it!!" "That's MA"AM, DAMMIT, can't you tell?!! And I use the new norelco with speed trimmer deluxe attachment!! A--Hole!!" You'd think they'd be flattered!!
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  talesin

  Snoozy/GG

  ps..Floaters are harmless..they just show your eyes aren't what the used to be..

  Yes, but are they broken blood vessels, a spec on the retina, what .. enquiring minds want to know ... lol.

  be prepared to buy some reading glasses..as you'll notice they are printing things a little smaller now!

  Yes, I've already noticed, it happened overnite ... am avoiding glasses like the plague! I used to wear them, then in my 30s my eyes corrected, and I hate wearing glasses almost as much as wearing the female torture implement ... undoing those hooks on my back is the best ... moment ... of ... the day!

  Good advice, btw, and I would add, for any man who wants to know ,,,, if you have a traditional partnership, and she is a domestic engineer ... to get yr woman 'in the mood', try doing the dishes cheerfully, and w/ out being asked. You will be pleasantly surprised at what a turn-on this is for someone who is required to do them every day of her life ...

  :)

  avi, your question is unanswerable, since it requires mind-reading ...

  xo

  tal
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  Rod P

  I have a question about Oatmeal. Why is it that when you boil the water in the pot, and then add your Oatmeal, it surges and swells up, and wants to overflow the pot and out onto the stove? Then, when you take this porridge mixture off the stove, and let things subside, and then put it back on the heat (say 15 seconds later), now it suddenly does not want to overflow anymore. It just bubbles like a mud pool, with a blub-blub here and a blub-blub there, until it finishes cooking. I swear, Oatmeal has a split personality!

  Any explanations?

  Rod P.
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  Rod P

  Can a dog really smile? Laugh?

  Can a cat really smile? Laugh?

  Do hyenas really laugh, or do we only think they do because it sounds like it to us?

  When you catch a fish, and the fish hook goes into it's mouth or "lip", does the fish feel pain?

  In a lightning storm, does lightning always travel from the cloud down to the ground, or can it also travel from the ground to the sky?

  Rod P.
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  Rod P

  What is the world's population currently?

  How many people die every year world-wide?

  How many are born every year world-wide?

  What percentage of the world's population are female, and what percentage are male?
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  Terry

  Terry,
  

  I had admired your comments here and consider you one of the brighter posters. But why is a man two yours old than myself still so concerned about this subject

  I've been married 18 years to a rather cold person. For six months once I slept on the couch just to see how long it would take her to "want" something from me. I think it may have happened twice in that six months.

  She just doesn't seem to register pleasure, emotion or happiness. She stays busy and sleeps alot.

  I've begun to wonder if I threw away the best years of my sexual life. I hear all these anecdotes about "older women" loving sex and it stabs me in the heart.

  I simply wanted to know what the truth was.

  There, that satisfy you?

  T.
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  Terry

  When women have children sometimes they take the role of being a Mother so seriously they tend to think of their mate as a child too!..Sex becomes a turnoff.
  She needs help realizing she is still a person and a sexy little thing..

  Also..change a few poopie diapers and see if you are in the mood!

  Also..go to work ..have a crappy day ..come home and do housework..make dinner..listen to kids fighting..get them ready for bed..and asleep..while the hubby lays on the couch with erotic thoughts..suggest sex and then run for your life! Because she's gonna kill you!

  That's why many women have extra marital affairs..the "Other" man makes them just feel so special..They don't come up behind you..grab your butt..and expect you to just fall all over them..

  On the other hand..help her out..tell her how much you appreciate her..compliment something she has done..and watch her "Melt" in your arms..

  I take the kids to school and pick them up. I iron their clothes. I take them grocery shopping. I prepare the meals. I wash dishes. I clean the kitchen. I changed diapers when they were young and I stayed up with them when they cried at night.

  My wife sits on her butt in a library at Middle school. She comes home and takes a nap. She doesn't cook. She has her hobbies that take up 99% of her time.

  She is a robot. I am a human.

  So, your explanation doesn't fly.

  In my previous marriage I was the typical male chauvanist pig who expected the wife to do everything because Jehovah gave us men the upper hand. I vowed never to act like that again.

  Guess what? This doesn't work either.

  T.
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  purplesofa

  She just doesn't seem to register pleasure, emotion or happiness. She stays busy and sleeps alot.

  Plus no sexual desire. She sounds like she might be suffering from depression. Maybe you can have her checked for it.
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  avishai

  Oh. I get your problem terry, it has nothing to do w/ females. She's selfish,
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  simplesally

  I want to know why male managers can get away with yelling, being rude, demanding and obstinate but when it's a female, it's unacceptable?

  The real situation is that I don't yell, I am not obstinate or rude. I am demanding, we have rules at my job for a reason (the finance position I hold is often referenced as the "gestapo" job of the dealership. We are supposed to make DAMN sure certain things are in the file and not start signing documents for DMV or the Bank until all things are in place.) It seems some of the salespeople think I should ALWAYS say "Please get me the driver's licenses" instead of "I need the driver's licenses" ...... it seems that no matter the tone of voice if the word please and thank you is not in my vocubulary, I have a few choice jerks who think I have a problem. Others think I am just doing my job, including superiors.

  I really want to address this since the males in my position are throwing files out the office, yelling on showroom floors and demanding what we we need. I feel men under my supervision think I am supposed to either act like their wife, secretary or underling......... why am I to have this "polite" behavior but not the men????????????