by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends
Moreover the Lord said to me, "Take a large scroll, and write on it with a man's pen concerning Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz."
Then I went to the prophetess, and she conceived and bore a son. Then the Lord said to me, "Call his name Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz; for before the child shall have knowledge to cry 'My father' and 'My mother', the riches of Damascus and the spoil of Samaria will be taken away before the king of Assyria.
Go somewhere else and build.
omg! This is too funny.
I always feel guilty when I make fun of someone (I know how it feels), but I can't help it. I'm sitting here LMAO.
And say to the people of the land, Thus says the Lord God to the inhabitants of Jerusalem and to all the land of Israel: They shall eat their bread with anxiety, and drink their water with dread, so that her land may be emptied of all who are in it, because of the violence of all those who dwell in it.
And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues."
love michelle
myelaine is starting to irritate me. I like to read the Bible myself, but her stuff has nothing to do with what we are talking about here. She needs to start her own threads. She sounds like a lunatic and will not inspire people to Christianity. She reminds me of the JW's--does anyone know if she is still active or what her problem is?
Mods----just a question----if someone like "myelaine" continues to spam a thread, can anything be done about it???
<ignores troll and returns to topic>
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REBEL8----EXCELLENT!
Thus He showed me: Behold the Lord stood on a wall made with a plumb line, with a plumb line in His hand. And the LORD said to me, "Amos, what do you see?" And I said, "A plumb line." Then the Lord said: Behold, I am setting a plumb line in the midst of My people Israel; I will not pass by them anymore. The high places of Isaac shall be desolate, and the sanctuaries of Israel shall be laid waste. I will rise with the sword against the house of Jeroboam."
Moreover the word of the LORD came to me saying: "The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this temple; his hands shall also finish it. Then you will know that the LORD of hosts has sent Me to you. For who has despised the day of small things? For these seven rejoice to see the plumb line in the hand of Zerubbabel. They are the eyes of the LORD, which scan to and fro throughout the whole earth.
michelle
Thus He showed me: Behold the Lord stood on a wall made with a plumb line, with a plumb line in His hand. And the LORD said to me, "Amos, what do you see?" And I said, "A plumb line." Then the Lord said: Behold, I am setting a plumb line in the midst of My people Israel; I will not pass by them anymore. The high places of Isaac shall be desolate, and the sanctuaries of Israel shall be laid waste. I will rise with the sword against the house of Jeroboam."Moreover the word of the LORD came to me saying: "The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this temple; his hands shall also finish it. Then you will know that the LORD of hosts has sent Me to you. For who has despised the day of small things? For these seven rejoice to see the plumb line in the hand of Zerubbabel. They are the eyes of the LORD, which scan to and fro throughout the whole earth.
michelle
Oh, brother! She just doesn't get it, does she?
Hey, myelaine, get off the drugs! That baby that you are hiding behind needs you to be stable.
I missed this thread at first, but looked for it when minimus started a new one and mentioned mylean
This is a really funny thread when you read it from the begining
Everyone getting hot under the collar and my-----(forgot her name) rambling on and on oblivious and without a care in the world. Great fun .
