Suggest Topics That Would Jar JWs/ "Lurkers"/ & Society Troubleshooters

by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    ...NEWS FLASH.....

    clandestine president of the WTBTS is reported to be non other than MARY KAY of the cosmetics Empire which bears her name.

    sigh.....*pink sparkle*.....ahhh! oooooh!

    Our insider source informs us that MARY KAY herself started the religious persuasive belief in an effort to brace her fledgling cosmetics empire; where all district managers ( averging the highest sales of face cream and cheap lipsticks) drive a pink cadillac. They practice their cosmetic beliefs with a fierce, combative loyalty to face powders, muted colors, Mary Kay herself and all aspire to own and drive the pink Cadillac convertible automobile.

    Sources also say that the lucrative WTBTS became such a successful side business which in turn supported the cosmetics company she pioneered; that she chose to keep running the religiuos based Watchtower as a holding company for the Cosmetics giant she championed. Some say that a Mary Kay lipstick was given out with each Watchtower in a Campaign slogan started by Mary Kay herself after WW2 " I want to see a watchtower and a Mary Kay lipstick in every American home---NO 2 watchtowers and 2 Lipsticks in every American home! " The American consumers went wild over her products after the war.

    Mary Kay Cosmetic s where made world famous; being applied to some of the most .famous American female faces such as LINDA TRIPP and TAMMY FAYE BAKER.

    Sources also say that the WATCHTOWER HOLDINGs are currently staving off a corporate raid by none other than DONALD TRUMP, the New York Developer and occasional TV personality. It is reported that he is trying to TRUMP the MARY KAY Cosmetic firm to acquire WATCHTOWER; divest the religious portion of the Corporation and build low income housing on the Watchtower Brooklyn Heights headquarters. site .....it is also reported that the Reverand Sun Young Moon and his "moonies" were inquiring to purchase the religious portion of Watchtower, but the former Jerry Falwell ( in an attempt at a huge religious comeback) is trying to out bid for the legal rights......

    stayed tuned for more .....

  • Jez
    Jez

    What a lame thread. If any lurkers read this thread, they will think that we LIE and INVENT topics to discuss. "Yup, that are Jehovah haters and will say anything to make the organization look bad."

    There is enough real stuff out there without confirming their suspicions: that anything we say, report, expose....is all lies.

    Jez

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    Breaking news ... JW's caused WW1

    Recently uncovered documents have revealed that C.T. Russell, first president of the Watch Tower Bull Ship and Tarrot Card Society, financed the "shot heard around the world". These new damning documents prove without a doubt, that Russell harboured, financed and trained on his Alaganey PA ranch, the assassin who eventually shot Archduke Ferdinand which started WW1 in October 1914.

    The documents show that he caused this to happen in order to fulfill prophecies that he made regarding the year 1914 and to increase sales in his lucritive printing business. This turned out to be a wise investment for shareholders as now the corporation earns over $1 billion per year which is tax-free due to their non-profit status.

    Kwin

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    i would like to see a thread called "Cognitive Dissonance". that was the initial idea that got me thinking about "the truth" critically.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    "Biblical proof that the Chaldeans have the same mindset as hardcore JW's, and "NEW-LIGHT" on the prince that controls them!"

  • OldSoul
    OldSoul
    integ: elders get caught masturbating in kingdom hall rest room...

    ...and it wasn't the men's room!!!

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    And he shall plant the tents of his palace between the seas and the glorious holy mountain; yet he shall come to his end, and no one will help him.

    michelle

  • minimus
    minimus

    Well Jez, I would think that anyone would get that these "topics" are made up----not real. See, the little red devil was for having fun with this.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    Therefore hear, you nations, and know, O congregation, what is among them.

    michelle

  • minimus
    minimus

    Myelaine, STOP SPAMMING this thread, please. Besides, it makes you look weird.

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