by donkey 47 Replies latest members adult
David was an evil man who would not even punish his son Absolom for RAPING his own daughter. Murdering his 'best friend' in order to steal his wife was a horror of injustice.
Yep, God's taste in leaders has not changed much over the years. The GB just spreads its abuses through print...
J
2 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
lmao...
The psalmist asked God to give his enemies special sexual prowess:
Psalm 69:23 Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
and Jeremiah seems to have had a sexual thing for rocks....
Jeremiah 3:9 And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks
Well David did love Jonathan....
I think David was bisexual.
You know...that always bothered me. Clearly, the love he had for Jonathan...that seemed to be a bit deeper than just platonic love. I never said anything to my study conductor or any other JW of course...but I think you may be on to something there. After all, scraping off all those foreskins had to get to him.
And God created Viagra....
Ezekiel 29:7 When they took hold of thee by thy hand, thou didst break, and rend all their shoulder: and when they leaned upon thee, thou brakest, and madest all their loins to be at a stand.
God helps Habakkuk to whack off in his cup? Habukkuk 2:16 Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered the cup of the LORD's right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory.
Saul wanted a wallet.........................You rub it.........................turns into a suit case.
Ugh!!!! I'll not read thine bible ever again........ This is gross....but almost laughable..
Dee
Hey, maybe David was simply replying to the job announcement at the Jerusalem General Hospital! "Listing: Circumcision Ward! Starting salary plus all the tips you recieve. Chance to get a head!"
caveman
