David had a dick fetish - 1 Samuel 18 (page 3)

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avishia,

I'd like to rub YOUR suitcase.

sKally

ChrisVance

Judging by the interest this thread has generated, I think it's safe to say that there's nothing like dick.

delilah

Carmel.......LMAO hahahahaha Where does the "wine of their fornication" fit in???

Dee

avishai

David did'nt make much money in battle, but he got lot's of tips!

donkey

Saul: Nice boots, what are they made of?

David: Thanks....guess what they are made of?

Saul: Aw c'mon....give me the skinny please?

donkey

lmao...can you imagine approaching a father and asking for his daughters hand in marriage and getting the reply: OK....but bring me 100 foreskins to pay for her....."

It is clear that believers don't know dick!!!

zev

i don't know about you guys, but just the thought of touching another guys dick skeebs me out big time, nevermind another dead guys dick. gross.

talesin

Well, as long as David had the payment in hand, what would be the problem?

hehehe 'skeebs me out', never heard that one before ...

THink about it tho, after the first few, ol' Dave woulda been one SCARY mutha' on the battlefield. Phillistines goin' "Man, that is one CRAZY jewboy, stay away from that dude!" After about the first 15-20 foreskins, just catching a philistine woulda been hard. I can just see it. He 's got a guy cornered, Ol' Joe the philistine just whips up th battle kilt an' goes, "here, Just take it, I don' need it, just the tip, man, don't kill my ass!!"

David had a dick fetish - 1 Samuel 18

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