Just take it, I don' need it, just the tip, man, don't kill my ass!!"
God you turn me on when you talk like this. And I STILL want to rub your suitcase.
sKally
David had a dick fetish - 1 Samuel 18
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silentWatcher
would he get extra credit for Goliath?
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Es
LOL the bible is one of the dirtest books written es
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MrsElmo253
This whole thread just cracks me up.. Something to toss at my religious in laws.. As for the Bible being a dirty book, you gotta think about it this way: The Bible was written by a bunch of old men, many of whom were in jail and had been for quite some time when they wrote their specific Book. I liken it to the Kama Sutra, which was written by a bunch of Horny Monks who'd taken a vow of celebacy. Horny men wrote the Bible. Horny and peeved off apparently.... Lol Katlin
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orangefatcat
Donkey your making an ass of yourself.
did you know that the scriptures support elasticity? yep, the scriptures say Balaam tied his ass to a tree and he walked for a mile.
so did you know donkey that just because your an ass, burrito's are still my favorite food. ole
all my love Orangefatcato.
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donkey
God really seems to have a thing for "things" too....no wonder David was his favorite "pet".
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
I guess then there is no point (no pun intended) in having John Wayne Bobbit attend the meetings to "straighten his life out"....
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donkey
It is also necessary to check your family tree before you decide to go to meetings....I wonder if the local elders will let us apply this scripture when we decide to miss meetings:
Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Sorry Brother Elder but my great great great great great great grandfather's parents never married so the Lord said I cannot attend the Watchtower Study. By the way since your parents never married you should not be allowed to conduct it you know?
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nicolaou
Avishai - thanks man, you made me splurt my tea over my keyboard!!!
Thought you degenerates might enjoy this link; http://www.postfun.com/pfp/NC-17Bible.html
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xjw_b12
That King James Version is one wacky translation that's for sure. That thing about the tips of the penises made my skin crawl.
Foreskin Joke:
Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world. Old Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. "Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do.
One: Take out yer penie-pipe.
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back yer foreskin.
Five: Put yer equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, the man's wife came
running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quickly! Dan'1 went t'pee an' he won't come outta the outhouse!" "Heck,
what's he doin' in there?" "I dunno. He just keeps sayin' Two-four, two-four. . . .' "