She keeps making eyes at me but I'm not interested. :S (page 3)

silentWatcher

dude,

if (she is hot){
go for it
elseWhere.tell(JWD board steammy details)
}
else {
if (trapped in conversation){
while (work-related blather}{
politely provide assistance
}
// once the work related thing ends
elseWhere.say("Ohh look at the time. I'm really swamped,
and have something I really need to finish")
}
}

also, as a point of advice, my rule about dating is to not date someone at work I would have a remote chance of EVER having to interact with. It can get messy if the relationship goes south.

tijkmo

One of my dating rules is that I will not go out with women from India or the Middle East. The reason is because their families are almost always very patriarchal which causes them to stick their nose into matters which are none of their concern, and when you insist they stop they become very hostile

why dont you tell her that........whats wrong with a bit of honesty now and then...if she doesnt like it then she probably wont speak to you again..which is what you want isnt it..or she may calm down -talk to you as a work colleague--or heaven forbid just as a friend...making you more attractive in everyones eyes...perhaps even in the eyes of each other and you might even find out that your generalizations about her culture are unfounded

LittleToe

"[S]he's your loooooobster!" Phoebi, "Friends".

The no-coworker rule is a good one. It's prone to trouble, anyhow.

diamondblue1974

why dont you tell her that........

Your right of course TJ because theres nothing wrong with honesty but given hes at work and dependent upon the person he might run into some problems in respect of equal opportunities...yes I know...and yes the world has gone mad.

DB74

IP_SEC

LMAO @ silentWatcher

Happy Guy :)

ROFLMAO

Sorry for laughing at your misery Else but this thread is funny. Thnx for giving me a good laugh on a Friday morn.

Hope y'all have an awesome weekend.

iiz2cool

Tell her how you're so pissed off at the specialist you've been seeing, Dr. Stubs, for dumping you as a patient. Now you have to find a new doc to treat your erectile dysfunction. So it's a lie, but I bet it'll work.

Walter

hillbilly

Else, 'Ol buddy.... She's Indian (probably Hindu)...Your a Texan.

Next time she starts in steer the conversation around to every beef cattle production story you can think of, remember or create. Mention time and again how you love the way good, marbled beef melts in your mouth.

If that dont work try another time honored Texas tradition. Go to her place, make love to her. When your' done wipe your unit off on her curtains.

You sound desperate.

~Hill

RescueMe2

LMAO! Too funny! By coincidence yesterday when we (several co-workers in the car) were driving to lunch I mentioned the Crawfish boil for this weekend and the whole JW thing came up. That is when she went off into one of her talking tirades.... she spent about ten minutes telling me all of the little details about how a JW knocked on her door and left her a book and then started going back on a regular basis and how she didn't want to be rude to the JW so she kept taking to literature and how she was eventually invited to the KH and on and on and on and on and on and on.......................................................

I had no idea you felt this way. I'll stop bothering you! Please forgive my behavior, as I had thought your polite responses indicated an interest in me, which is why I went out of my way to attract your attention.

j/k it's not really me!

love11

Do something or say something really bizarre!

Talk to yourself, when she's talking start shaking your head and tell the voices to stop. lol hehehe

She keeps making eyes at me but I'm not interested. :S

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