Dustin, Preston is my B*tch!
Preston can have that Title and all he has to do is sit there look pretty and entertain me!
Brooke aka God
"If I were GOD" Election processes begin now!!
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whyamihere
Preston......Who is a Hottie? I wanna see!
Brooke
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Dustin
Damn it Brooke even as God you can't have evrything!!!!!! I am Satan now hear me roar.
Or something kind of like that. Anyways as Satan I get a red lightsaber. So take that. You have to have a blue one or somethig.
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Preston
Preston......Who is a Hottie? I wanna see!
Brooke....erm...sorry..GOD...take a good long look in the mirror...
- Preston (of the evil slave whip Dungeon class)
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whyamihere
NO!
I get Everything Red! (Speaking of red wait until you see my living room Dustin!)
You can have Black!
Brooke
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whyamihere
Awwww thank you Preston!
Brooke
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Dustin
I want the red one (throwing best possible Satan tantrum) I want I want it I want it
Can you picture me as a little kid.
My evil mistress and I are never going to have offspring due to the fact they will probably turn out to be more than a handfull.
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Preston
Can you picture me as a little kid.
Yes Dustin, you've been a bad boy, now got to my room!!!!
- Preston
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Dustin
Nice Preston. But damn it I'm Satan and you are my whipping boy. Know your role. I was actually pretty good as a little kid. Once the golden age of 18 came around though it was another story. I wish I would have always been like this.
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Preston
I was actually pretty good as a little kid.
.... and now you're Satan! hmm, I'll have to have a word with your moms and pops on their poor parenting skillz. I wonder how they feel having a lucifer in the family, those family bible studies must of been akward ("Hey, God's talking about me right here mom!")...
- Preston