"If I were GOD" Election processes begin now!!

breeze

Elect me GOD!!!!
Elect me GOD!!!!
Dustin

If you are elected God then I want to be elected Satan.
whyamihere

I am GOD!
Brooke
Dustin

Brooke, I proclaim you God of the color Red.
AlmostAtheist

I've got to know where you stand on the issues before I consider casting my vote for you.
1) How do you feel about ambiguous "holy" writings?
2) Are you actually going to DO something, or are you going to be more of a "work now, get paid later" sort of God?
3) If I vote you in, and I'm not pleased with your performance, how will you feel about me casting an opposing vote later?
4) [You need to be able to tell me what I'm thinking about as a 4th point, or I won't trust your mind-reading abilities]
Dave
breeze

Elect me GOD!!!!
breeze

I can't get my copy paste to work from "word"
Dustin

Breeze, if you can't work your computer right I will not elect you God. As Satan I need some worthy competition.
whyamihere

There will be NO election!
I am GOD!
and Dustin is Satan!
Simon and Minmus can fight over the Jesus part!
Brooke
EvilForce

Please elect me "Slutarina - Queen of all that is pink and frilly"