No. Not my thing. I've been to a few gay clubs though and I like watching lesbian porn.
Adultery / Fornication
Yes. I fornicate as often as possible.
Is it adultery if only the other person is married but is in an open relationship? If so, then yes to that too.
Klink your champange glass in a toast
Grow a beard
Did that almost immediately after leaving. It didn't look that good on me though, so I shaved it off. I do have quite long sideburns though and I sometimes go for 4 or 5 days without shaving.
Curse (the really good words!)
Go to church
I've been to weddings and funerals, but not into the worship thing.
Yes. Mostly smoking drugs though.
Holidays / Birthdays
Oral / Anal sex (with or without mate)
How could you do these without a mate? I'm definitely not flexible enough. With a mate, yes.
No, but I ate black pudding a few times.
Field service without filling out Not-At-Home slips
I've watched adult movies, read apostate material, blasphemed against the holy spirit etc.