Getting older as a former JW means we won't have to live forever selling Watchtowers! Indeed, there are some benefits of the aging process.
I received a notice about my 40-year High School Class Reunion (no kidding)--now where did I put the Ben Gay?
Feeling Old
by rwagoner 25 Replies latest jw friends
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HadEnuf
if you ever need any help gettin that ben gay in place you let me know...always had a thing for wintergreen. *wink*
Yeah...I just knew that would get some of those comments like that there above one. I was just a asking for it. But hey...if you've got a thing for surgically replaced knees (most men find that long scar VERY attractive)...I'm sure my hubby won't mind me getting a Ben Gay rubdown from you all!!!
I got pissed off this last birthday because I got a letter from AARP! Ooooo What a way to make a bad impression.
Hey Brenda...I got a letter too!! That was really fun! Then the next week they wanted to give me "Senior Week" coupons at Shopko. Boy...talk about having a BAD day.
Cathy L.
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rwagoner
*packin up my ben gay and headin for the land of cheese* *wink*
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whyamihere
*packin up my ben gay and headin for the land of cheese* *wink* Well since you are coming this way....and giving rub downs. I have a knot in my neck so swing by and rub it out thanks much! Brooke
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rwagoner
LOL .... oh my.....thinks maybe a nice warming oil might suit a 24 yo knot.......
Do you promise to have the paramedics on stand by ?...might pass out just thinkin about it LOL
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bikerchic
Aww feeling old are ya Randy and at 40......here's more of what's to come:
Subject: LIFE'S A TEST - AND YOU'RE GRADED ON A CURVE
> > > >>At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.
>>>>>>>At age 12, success is... having friends.
> >>>>>>>At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
>>>>>>>>>>> At age 20, success is... having sex.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> At age 35, success is... having money.
>>>>>>>>>>>> At age 50, success is... having money.
>>>>>>>>>>> At age 60, success is... having sex.
>>>>>>>>>> At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
>>>>>>> At age 75, success is... having friends.
>>>>> At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.
The Senility Prayer
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up), Here's what I have discovered:
1) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2) My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4) Funny, I don't remember being absent minded....
5) All reports are in, life is now officially unfair.
6) If all is not lost, where is it?
7) It is easier to get older, than it is to get wiser.
8) Some days you are the dog; some days you are the hydrant.
9) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few....
10) Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11) Accidents in the back seat cause....kids.
12) It's hard to make a comeback, when you haven't been anywhere.
13) The only time the world beats a path to your door, is when you are in the bathroom.
14) If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15) When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
16) It is not hard to meet expenses.....they are everywhere.
17) The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18) These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
19) UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE E-MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT, AND DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER.
I hope that put a smile on your face Randy.