Welcome Apostates!
SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.
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Scully
A New Internet Café has been installed in the KH Library. Please feel free to use this for Bible and historical research. All proceeds to benefit Brothers and Sisters in need. Please refrain from viewing porn during operating hours at the KH. Our favorite website is http://quotes.watchtower.ca
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Preston
Sunday at 4:30 pm: Obstacle Golf and Centrifugal Bumble-puppy. Plenty of Soma and Orgy-Porgy!
Monday at 5:00 pm: ?Who is John Galt?? -- Come on Down to our Objectivism Workshop!
Tuesday at 6:00 pm: Russ Meyer Film Festival
Wednesday at 7:00 pm: How to Cross out points in the WT: Bring the BIG Black Markers
Thursday at 7:00 pm: The South Riverside Congregation performs ?Waiting for Godot?
Friday at 11:00 pm: Bake Sale! ?Where the elite dare to meet for our low-down tasty treats? & Single?s night ? We?ll Auction off an M.S. to a lucky missus Pre-owwwr!
Saturday at 11:00 pm: Open Mic Night
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BoozeRunner
Planned Parenthood discussion Saturday 2:00 P.M. Singles welcome to attend. Free condoms.
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candidlynuts
Conference on Human Kindness thursday at 7:00 pm.
topics do not include handing someone a watchtower when you see their world falling apart.
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Valis
Cult Awareness & Holistic Fair 1:PM-5PM Sunday
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ballistic
Naturalists pinic Saturday 4.00 pm - please bring something to put donations in as we may do street witnessing.
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bikerchic
Harry Potter reading group forming sign up at the Literature Counter.
Fall Festival in parking lot Halloween evening, wear your costume.
Teenage Pregnancy Counseling every Thursday night after the book study.
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Valis
Kegger @ Kate's House! Togas Optional. Saturday 7:PM Till Armageddon