SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.

by TresHappy 69 Replies latest social humour

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    "JW molestation case hero Bill Bowen book signing today at 3 pm--in the main atrium of the Kingdom Hall. Open to the Public."

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    GWM seeks relationship with same.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Lesbian Support Group meets Monday Evenings at 7pm

  • Little Red Hen
    Little Red Hen

    Families with members in cults, how to help them out. 7pm Thursday.

  • TresHappy
  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Badger

    I lurve Orwell...

    Howabout;

    The Tsunami Fund Raiser is now at $2,567.43!

    Don't forget the boot-sale in the Kingdom Hall car park this Saturday morning - normal field-service arrangements are cancelled. If you have a regular help one-or-other of the care organsiations in the area on Saturday instead of field-service, please let them know in advance if you want to come here instead; we'll have plenty of people here so if it causes problems don't feel bad, do what you normally do

    If you encounter someone in field-service you feel to be 'at-risk', whether through partner-abuse, old-age, illness, disability, or other mental or social problem, please speak to one of the pioneers who will visit them and see what help we can give.
    Sister Watson will be taking over as Presiding Overseer whilst Sister Morgan recovers from her sex-reassignment. Nancy is holding an afternoon tea this Sunday and wants anyone with good idea how we can get our message out to people in the local community to come along, anyone who has questions or problems, as well as anyone who is partial to Earl-Grey and biscuits.
  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Apostafest at the next convention. Be sure to attend.

  • Valis
    Valis

    Sunday School Now Accepting All Children. Sunday 9:30 AM In The Library.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Applications now being accepted for College Scholarships.

  • alamb
    alamb

    *Thanks everyone for all your hard work!*

    *Summer program for youth/children. We will be taking the young people on a camping trip which will include fishing and swimming. Volunteers needed and appreciated. Everyone welcome*

    *Our congregation will be taking part in a fast and donating our savings to the local homeless shelter. We welcome all to share in serving lunch the first Monday of every month at the shelter also. We will be rotating with other churches offering their services. Any questions, please phone Sister Communityminded.*

    *Circuit Overseer Breakfast. One and all welcome. The CO and his wife would like to meet everyone and anyone wishing to discuss matters of interest with the CO or other elder(ettes)s are welcome to address these issues in an open forum a casual open chat at this time. Please feel free to discuss any of your concerns, we are here to help.*

    *Due to our service to Jehovah coming from the heart, and knowing Jehovah knows our hearts and motives, the requirement to turn in your hours every month has now been eliminated. It has been brought to our attention that this is unscriptural and we would like to apologize for any inconvenience or judgementalism this has caused in the past......Your Brothers in Brooklyn

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