In FIVE WORDS OR LESS, please give examples of statements no Jehovah's Witness in good standing could ever say. Here are two examples:
"I could be wrong."
"You could be right."
A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words
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Elsewhere
Jehovah is not real.
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Tigerman
"You're biased, I'm not." ( stolen from news story )
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new light
"So I googled Jehovahs Witnesses".
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glitter
Happy birthday!
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Big Tex
You despicable fool.
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Satanus
Jehovah is a ninny
Jesus is god
Satan was right
I'm going to heaven
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Effervescent
"Could I bum a cigarette?"
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Satanus
Lsd is good for you
Wannaph*kk? (is that one word, or two?)
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PopeOfEruke
"It's another Governing Body mistake".